Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

*stabs poster below me with caveman shiv*

Well then.

Try again.

RC and his bitches walk into my trap and fall into my spike pit hue

Morons. You fell for it.

ayyy tru, step on over into the Mall Cop security HQ.

Time to get to work.

Let's team up bby gurl

Of course bby.

I found the tree where Dustin is hiding, let's chop it down and them him into pieces.

o bby I'm getting turned on now

*stabs poster below me with caveman shiv*

Well then.

Try again.

You're stabbed, fo.

*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

*flings rocks at Kupo*

*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

*Raises fistacuffs*

*Finds binoculars*

*Gets to the higher parts of mountains*

This will be fun.

Morons. You fell for it.

ayyy tru, step on over into the Mall Cop security HQ.

While I eat like 40 paracetamols at once, you can have tea and biscuits.

*He hides in a nearby bush, stalking Rocketman as he held his spoon at the ready*

*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

WE GOT SPEARS IN THE COURTYARD

*stabs poster below me with caveman shiv*

Well then.

Try again.

You're stabbed, fo.

I'm a tannoy speaker, so unless you stabbed a lamppost then I suggest you  try again .-.

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*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

*flings rocks at Kupo*

*ow*

why you do dis icy ;_;

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Excellent!

*heads for mountains*

*slowly pushes towards Kupo with spear at the ready*

Time to get to work.

Let's team up bby gurl

Of course bby.

I found the tree where Dustin is hiding, let's chop it down and them him into pieces.

o bby I'm getting turned on now

You and me both.

The tree's about to fall, you go in for the kill bby, I'll let you get this one.

We do it together bby

-happily chops down tree-

*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

WE GOT SPEARS IN THE COURTYARD

*Grabs kupo in the midst of his charge, shifting his weight, bringing him to the ground.*

What should we do with him, boys?

*stabs poster below me with caveman shiv*

Well then.

Try again.

You're stabbed, fo.

I'm a tannoy speaker, so unless you stabbed a lamppost then I suggest you  try again .-.

Fite me fgt

*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

WE GOT SPEARS IN THE COURTYARD

*Grabs kupo in the midst of his charge, shifting his weight, bringing him to the ground.*

What should we do with him, boys?

Him? Nothing......yet.

But you? Well.........

*stabs RC in the neck*

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*stabs poster below me with caveman shiv*

Well then.

Try again.

You're stabbed, fo.

I'm a tannoy speaker, so unless you stabbed a lamppost then I suggest you  try again .-.

Fite me fgt

k

*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

WE GOT SPEARS IN THE COURTYARD

*Grabs kupo in the midst of his charge, shifting his weight, bringing him to the ground.*

What should we do with him, boys?

Him? Nothing......yet.

But you? Well.........

*stabs RC in the neck*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HOMOPHOBE
*gurgle*

*Begins to perform rain dance to cover an escape*

*looks up at clouds to see if success*

>you'll need more room for a raindance boy

*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

WE GOT SPEARS IN THE COURTYARD

*Grabs kupo in the midst of his charge, shifting his weight, bringing him to the ground.*

What should we do with him, boys?

*stabs Kupo in the forehead*

*Sharpens stick to a pointy spear*
*Rips shirt and puts sharpening rock inside to create a sling shot*

*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

WE GOT SPEARS IN THE COURTYARD

*Grabs kupo in the midst of his charge, shifting his weight, bringing him to the ground.*

What should we do with him, boys?

NO DON'T PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU GUYS

Pllleeeaaassseeee?

I nominate Rocketman for dying first. He's too Christian, he'll never kill anyone else, so we may as well get him out of the way to increase viewer ratings.