Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

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Time to get to work.

Let's team up bby gurl

Of course bby.

I found the tree where Dustin is hiding, let's chop it down and them him into pieces.

o bby I'm getting turned on now

You and me both.

The tree's about to fall, you go in for the kill bby, I'll let you get this one.

We do it together bby

-happily chops down tree-

*pees on you from the top of the tree*

CHOP WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED ZEN

-MOVES AWAY-

...Fuck.

*Starts fires in five caves near the top of mountains*

>.>
<.<

*Looks from afar as the smoke rises*

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Goooooooood morning everyone!

Well actually just 15 minutes of this shit but w/e.

We have been busy!

Looks like we have our first casualty, awwwwwwww.

RC: Confirm Death?

Morons. You fell for it.

ayyy tru, step on over into the Mall Cop security HQ.

While I eat like 40 paracetamols at once, you can have tea and biscuits.

I guess I'll cover the costs afterwards ...

Im hiding under a rock

Goooooooood morning everyone!

Well actually just 15 minutes of this shit but w/e.

We have been busy!

Looks like we have our first casualty, awwwwwwww.

RC: Confirm Death?

i guess

Goooooooood morning everyone!

Well actually just 15 minutes of this shit but w/e.

We have been busy!

Looks like we have our first casualty, awwwwwwww.

RC: Confirm Death?

RC and Kupo are both stabbed.

*places note in middle of field requesting team up gay orgy*

*Scavenges around and finds a square piece of wood 10 cms thick*

Time to get to work.

Let's team up bby gurl

Of course bby.

I found the tree where Dustin is hiding, let's chop it down and them him into pieces.

o bby I'm getting turned on now

You and me both.

The tree's about to fall, you go in for the kill bby, I'll let you get this one.

We do it together bby

-happily chops down tree-

*pees on you from the top of the tree*

CHOP WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED ZEN

-MOVES AWAY-

Already did bby, too bad Dustin didn't know I liked wetwork, in both senses.

._.

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Morons. You fell for it.

ayyy tru, step on over into the Mall Cop security HQ.

While I eat like 40 paracetamols at once, you can have tea and biscuits.

I guess I'll cover the costs afterwards ...

Non monetary gains, pls.

*locates a knife in an abandoned building*

*attaches knife to end of stick*

*Scavenges around and finds a square piece of wood 10 cms thick*

*walks up behind TBlocks*

So, you're oddly specific about that...

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*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*see's Kupo trailing RC and the group*

We've got trouble here!

*readies spear*

WE GOT SPEARS IN THE COURTYARD

*Grabs kupo in the midst of his charge, shifting his weight, bringing him to the ground.*

What should we do with him, boys?

*stabs Kupo in the forehead*

Seeing as this happened while I was begging for my life:

NO DON'T PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU GUYS

Pllleeeaaassseeee?

I must amend my begging, now with permanent brain damage:

*Sees smoke further up in mountains*
Time to head that way!

Goooooooood morning everyone!

Well actually just 15 minutes of this shit but w/e.

We have been busy!

Looks like we have our first casualty, awwwwwwww.

RC: Confirm Death?

i guess

You can reroll if you like, do some QTE shit with Rocket. If not, then RIP In pieces.

Time to get to work.

Let's team up bby gurl

Of course bby.

I found the tree where Dustin is hiding, let's chop it down and them him into pieces.

o bby I'm getting turned on now

You and me both.

The tree's about to fall, you go in for the kill bby, I'll let you get this one.

We do it together bby

-happily chops down tree-

*pees on you from the top of the tree*

CHOP WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED ZEN

-MOVES AWAY-

Already did bby, too bad Dustin didn't know I liked wetwork, in both senses.

*falls off of tree*

*eagle comes to save me but I'm too fat and I crush the eagle as I hit the ground*

*Dustin can't get up and is stabbed by Zen and Gasai... A lot.

*Makes a bow and 30 arrows*

ROCKET IM BLEEDING OUT AND GOD SAID THAT YOU COULD SAVE ME PLEASE

Death Confirms

Kupo
Dustin

Confirm death?

Or reroll to QTE with your assailant.

damn i didnt even get an invitation to the battle royale

like any of you would stand a chance anyway

Goooooooood morning everyone!

Well actually just 15 minutes of this shit but w/e.

We have been busy!

Looks like we have our first casualty, awwwwwwww.

RC: Confirm Death?

i guess

You can reroll if you like, do some QTE shit with Rocket. If not, then RIP In pieces.

Want to do it like, you say the button they have to mash and whoever replies with it first for the best 2 out of 3 wins?

*Jerks off under my rock*

I'm too confused to do anything else

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*Makes a bow and 30 arrows*

*finds giants armor + father's mask*