Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

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Okay, I have set up traps around mine and Gasai's living area. We are going to have to take turns defending this area when we are not hunting. Do you want to go first or should I?

Did somebody say traps?

NO

YES!

Alrighty then.

*Spots Waifu from a distance*

*Heads down the river in the opposite direction*

*heads off of mountain towards another urban section*

*continues trek up to mountain peak*

Hey

Wanna fuck?

*gets startled by the voice behind me*
*turn around*
Sure.

Sweet now graphically suck me off

Okay, I have set up traps around mine and Gasai's living area. We are going to have to take turns defending this area when we are not hunting. Do you want to go first or should I?

What sort of traps? While we eat, let's make bows

Tree branches with hornets on them pulled back ready to snap whenever someone steps over the tripwire and a small pit, not impossible to get out of though since I didn't have enough time to dig it deep enough. I suggest you watch your step.

;___;

-starts building arrows-

Alrighty then.

*Spots Waifu from a distance*

*Heads down the river in the opposite direction*

*heads off of mountain towards another urban section*

*continues trek up to mountain peak*

Hey

Wanna fuck?

*gets startled by the voice behind me*
*turn around*
Sure.

Sweet now graphically suck me off

*approaches*
*Swings nailboard at head*

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*Shoots a few squirrels*

*Heads back towards mountain*

*Continues sharpening stick*

Random gun drop.

Going to use RNG to pick a number, if your position on the list gets the number you get a free M9 with 4 boolets.

Alrighty then.

*Spots Waifu from a distance*

*Heads down the river in the opposite direction*

*heads off of mountain towards another urban section*

*continues trek up to mountain peak*

Hey

Wanna fuck?

*gets startled by the voice behind me*
*turn around*
Sure.

Sweet now graphically suck me off

*approaches*
*Swings nailboard at head*

*dodges*
*runs away like a bitch*

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

I left him to die, so...........it's all up to him

He can still MW2 ending throwing knife you before you get away.

oooh


*Rips conveniently hidden knife from asshole and throws it at rocket, hitting him squarely in the back of the head*

*Holds hands to neck while screaming for help*

>.>
<.<

*rips rest of shirt off and wraps it around RC's wound*

THANK YOU ICY <3

Help me up pls

>.>
<.<

*helps up and gives unsharpened stick as a cane*

*takes stick and struggles to walk*
Should we kill rocket now?

Ingloriouswho98 gets the gun!

FUCKING

*throws boulder down slope of mountain*

*Since Icy is now apparently fine with him spooning Rocket, he continues his relentless spooning.  He makes sure Rocket takes every bit of that spooning as his body can support, making him moan and cry out.*

*Walks at least 5 feet away at all times from the others*

*Since Icy is now apparently fine with him spooning Rocket, he continues his relentless spooning.  He makes sure Rocket takes every bit of that spooning as his body can support, making him moan and cry out.*

*Approaches Nick and readies the slingshot*

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

I left him to die, so...........it's all up to him

He can still MW2 ending throwing knife you before you get away.

oooh


*Rips conveniently hidden knife from asshole and throws it at rocket, hitting him squarely in the back of the head*

*Holds hands to neck while screaming for help*

>.>
<.<

*rips rest of shirt off and wraps it around RC's wound*

THANK YOU ICY <3

Help me up pls

>.>
<.<

*helps up and gives unsharpened stick as a cane*

*takes stick and struggles to walk*
Should we kill rocket now?

You're wounded, we could kill you now.
But we won't......

Don't think I trust you. I'm watching you every step of the way.
You aren't getting a weapon >_>

*jumps into previously mentioned river and proceeds to let current take me downstream*

*takes RC to a cave*

Rest, idiot.

*44 arrows created and split half the ammo with Zen

-starts working on bows-

*shoots Mr P freeing us all*

*Starts to guard the bridge of death*

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


*Jumps out of the way*

*Boulder falls into river*

*shoots Mr P freeing us all*

*is a tannoy system*

good luck with that m9

*Since Icy is now apparently fine with him spooning Rocket, he continues his relentless spooning.  He makes sure Rocket takes every bit of that spooning as his body can support, making him moan and cry out.*

*begins twirling slingshot*

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*drops mystery carepackage*

*Runs into the woods*

*Starts jumping from tree to tree like a ninja*

*44 arrows created and split half the ammo with Zen

-starts working on bows-

Thanks bby. Whenever the bow are ready, we go for the next kill.

Will be ready around Page 8. In the meantime, our axe and sword are the only close quarters weapon

*shoots Mr P freeing us all*

*is a tannoy system*

good luck with that m9

Is this gun a revolver with six bulllets?