Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

Time to get to work.

Let's team up bby gurl

Of course bby.

I found the tree where Dustin is hiding, let's chop it down and them him into pieces.

o bby I'm getting turned on now

You and me both.

The tree's about to fall, you go in for the kill bby, I'll let you get this one.

We do it together bby

-happily chops down tree-

*pees on you from the top of the tree*

CHOP WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED ZEN

-MOVES AWAY-

Already did bby, too bad Dustin didn't know I liked wetwork, in both senses.

*falls off of tree*

*eagle comes to save me but I'm too fat and I crush the eagle as I hit the ground*

*Dustin can't get up and is stabbed by Zen and Gasai... A lot.

Oh God, that was fun. Nothing like a romantic getaway on an island.

What say you and I celebrate this victory by me cooking up a meal?

Yes. I call dibs on thighs, let's go to safety.

Goooooooood morning everyone!

Well actually just 15 minutes of this shit but w/e.

We have been busy!

Looks like we have our first casualty, awwwwwwww.

RC: Confirm Death?

i guess

You can reroll if you like, do some QTE shit with Rocket. If not, then RIP In pieces.

Want to do it like, you say the button they have to mash and whoever replies with it first for the best 2 out of 3 wins?

I was thinking first one to post a certain picture wins.

Goooooooood morning everyone!

Well actually just 15 minutes of this shit but w/e.

We have been busy!

Looks like we have our first casualty, awwwwwwww.

RC: Confirm Death?

i guess

You can reroll if you like, do some QTE shit with Rocket. If not, then RIP In pieces.

Want to do it like, you say the button they have to mash and whoever replies with it first for the best 2 out of 3 wins?

I was thinking first one to post a certain picture wins.

Spoiler

http://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.roosterteeth.com/images/KuroKishi539f3830b9d47.jpg

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Goooooooood morning everyone!

Well actually just 15 minutes of this shit but w/e.

We have been busy!

Looks like we have our first casualty, awwwwwwww.

RC: Confirm Death?

i guess

You can reroll if you like, do some QTE shit with Rocket. If not, then RIP In pieces.

Want to do it like, you say the button they have to mash and whoever replies with it first for the best 2 out of 3 wins?

I was thinking first one to post a certain picture wins.

ooh, but how do they know what they're supposed to post?

*Slowly approaches Rocket from behind, then begins spooning him in the back of the head.*

I win, now what?

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Goooooooood morning everyone!

Well actually just 15 minutes of this shit but w/e.

We have been busy!

Looks like we have our first casualty, awwwwwwww.

RC: Confirm Death?

i guess

You can reroll if you like, do some QTE shit with Rocket. If not, then RIP In pieces.

Want to do it like, you say the button they have to mash and whoever replies with it first for the best 2 out of 3 wins?

I was thinking first one to post a certain picture wins.

ooh, but how do they know what they're supposed to post?

Well obviously I'd say, and I'd change it up too.

ROCKET IM BLEEDING OUT AND GOD SAID THAT YOU COULD SAVE ME PLEASE

Sorry RC. Some things.........just can't be saved.

*takes a quick glance around then runs back to the group*

wait am i dead?

I think just making QTE rerolls is fine, picture posting seems like a hassle.

*Climbs to the very peak of the rocky mountain*

*Drenches surrounding area in oil*

ROCKET IM BLEEDING OUT AND GOD SAID THAT YOU COULD SAVE ME PLEASE

Sorry RC. Some things.........just can't be saved.

*takes a quick glance around then runs back to the group*

why...

*Slowly approaches Rocket from behind, then begins spooning him in the back of the head.*

...........you want to join the group?

Dustin
Kupo

Death Confirm/Deny please.

Time to get to work.

Let's team up bby gurl

Of course bby.

I found the tree where Dustin is hiding, let's chop it down and them him into pieces.

o bby I'm getting turned on now

You and me both.

The tree's about to fall, you go in for the kill bby, I'll let you get this one.

We do it together bby

-happily chops down tree-

*pees on you from the top of the tree*

CHOP WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED ZEN

-MOVES AWAY-

Already did bby, too bad Dustin didn't know I liked wetwork, in both senses.

*falls off of tree*

*eagle comes to save me but I'm too fat and I crush the eagle as I hit the ground*

*Dustin can't get up and is stabbed by Zen and Gasai... A lot.

Oh God, that was fun. Nothing like a romantic getaway on an island.

What say you and I celebrate this victory by me cooking up a meal?

Yes. I call dibs on thighs, let's go to safety.

Alright, but let's save some of the food for bait. I'm sure others here are hungry.

Hmm...

-cuts meat and stores it in a bag-

*Makes a bow and 30 arrows*

*finds giants armor + father's mask*

[gitting gud intensifies]

Spoiler

I think I'm a goner now >.>

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*Wraps self in blanket*

*Whips out roasted squirrel*

This will be a long night.

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

*Climbs to the very peak of the rocky mountain*

*Drenches surrounding area in oil*

*sees oil coming down slope*
*uses black flame on oil to ignite it*

Dustin
Kupo

Death Confirm/Deny please.

Confirm >.>

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

I left him to die, so...........it's all up to him

Dustin
Kupo

Death Confirm/Deny please.

i dont get what you want me to do

Well, that's cause I'm shit at organising things <.<

You can either say 'alright, I'm dead' and be out of the game. Or you can QTE to keep fighting, for a reasonable number of times. I'm thinking 2-3 max.

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

IDK WHAT THAT MEANS

*Continues his relentless assault on Rocket*

*Continues his relentless assault on Rocket*

*points knife at the back of Nick's head*

I'd stop.

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

I left him to die, so...........it's all up to him

He can still MW2 ending throwing knife you before you get away.

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