Picked up a chick at mcdonalds

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>go to mcdonalds
>go up to the counter and order a shit load of food (fucking hungry)
>girl behind the counter 9/10
>joking flirt with her saying how shes too pretty to work here
>shesbuyingit.jpg
>have to go sit down, holding up the line
>she comes over to clean my table and we continue talking
>"You're funny"
>asks me what im doing later
>cant think of what to say heart beating hard so just say nothing
>asks me if i'd like to hang out with her after she gets off work
>i come back later to meet her
>we go to her house (she needed to change, still in her mc donalds uniform)
>see triple monitor setup
>allofmywuts
>ask if she plays pc games
>she proceeds to tell me about her favorite games
>spaghetti slowly dripping out of my pockets
>ask me if i'd rather play games with her instead of going out
>we proceed to play games all night before i notice its 3am
>say ive got to go home its late
>as im leaving she stops me and asks if I want to stay the night
>heart pounding harder than last time
>I stutter "w-w-w-here would I sleep"
>says her bed
>ohfuck.jpg
>dick nearly bulging through my jeans
>we proceed to cuddle then i make my move
>all goes well
>we fuck for 40 minutes
>best sex of my life
>we cuddle again and go to sleep
>as I lay there she whispers into my ear "you have such a great dick"
>I reply "you too"


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need pics of legit 9/10 that works at mcdonalds

until then i am going to assume 5/10


 
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Oh, hey.
That plot twist tho.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
All right.

Made me laugh.


 
Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
>Works at Mcdonalds
>Has dick
>>OP
>Probably hooked up with Gasai


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>Works at Mcdonalds
>Has dick
>>OP
>Probably hooked up with Gasai

Can neither confirm nor deny.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
Love life; but take nothing too seriously.
I knew this would be one of those joke threads.


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You found a super hot trap who's into you? Lucky bastard.


 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Well then


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>tfw you will never be OP

Hey... hey... don't give up on yourself so easily, sport.


 
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Boy that escalated quickly.