Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice", "You are now swallowing, breathing and blinking manually", "Uncross your legs and realize there is no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", "Did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed", "You're producing saliva, too", "Your body is itching in at least one place", "You now realize you need to go to the toilet" and the telethons such as "You haven't cleared your throat for a while".

cOld and the game

And here I was going several years strong...

Chill out man holy shit