Just masturbate.

Just masturbate.

So I can't actually do that either...still a sin...
I do it, but I've been trying to stop for awhile. I was a sex addict and such. I'm working on breaking the addiction. Been rough though. I went from 3 times a day to once every couple weeks or so.

Quote from: Vien on May 09, 2016, 02:48:50 PM

Just masturbate.

So I can't actually do that either...still a sin...
I do it, but I've been trying to stop for awhile. I was a sex addict and such. I'm working on breaking the addiction. Been rough though. I went from 3 times a day to once every couple weeks or so.

That is nice dear. You are starting to sound like Longface.

Quote from: Death on May 09, 2016, 02:52:38 PM

Quote from: Vien on May 09, 2016, 02:48:50 PM

Just masturbate.

So I can't actually do that either...still a sin...
I do it, but I've been trying to stop for awhile. I was a sex addict and such. I'm working on breaking the addiction. Been rough though. I went from 3 times a day to once every couple weeks or so.

That nice dear. You are starting to sound like Longface.

Plot twist: I am long face.

I'm pretty sure that it's relatively unhealthy for men to not masturbate. I don't want to look up the articles I read about it atm because I'm at work (and that won't look good in my search history), but I'm pretty sure it said not masturbating can increase your chances of getting prostate cancer.

I don't get religion that force you to sacrifice your balls like that.


To each his own.

It doesn't count if it's in the butt.

I'm pretty sure that it's relatively unhealthy for men to not masturbate. I don't want to look up the articles I read about it atm because I'm at work (and that won't look good in my search history), but I'm pretty sure it said not masturbating can increase your chances of getting prostate cancer.

I don't get religion that force you to sacrifice your balls like that.


To each his own.

I know it's unhealthy :/ But I'm unmarried....hence why I can't do sexual things.
So I have no outlet.

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 03:42:03 PM

I'm pretty sure that it's relatively unhealthy for men to not masturbate. I don't want to look up the articles I read about it atm because I'm at work (and that won't look good in my search history), but I'm pretty sure it said not masturbating can increase your chances of getting prostate cancer.

I don't get religion that force you to sacrifice your balls like that.


To each his own.

I know it's unhealthy :/ But I'm unmarried....hence why I can't do sexual things.
So I have no outlet.

Do you really think that God would want you to harm yourself?
Masturbate. Not doing so is harming your bodily temple.

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 03:48:02 PM

Quote from: Zen on May 09, 2016, 03:43:33 PM

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 03:42:03 PM

I don't get religion that force you to sacrifice your balls like that.

>expecting religion to ever make sense

I know religion is blind, but still why do we get locked into antiquated rules that may physically harm you and your future children? >.>

Well, on paper, eternal pleasure in Heaven sounds pretty damn worth not jacking off for 80 years.

That does not sound worth it if you have to get your balls chopped off and go through the physical and mental pain of going through that.

Quote from: Death on May 09, 2016, 03:48:14 PM

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 03:42:03 PM

I'm pretty sure that it's relatively unhealthy for men to not masturbate. I don't want to look up the articles I read about it atm because I'm at work (and that won't look good in my search history), but I'm pretty sure it said not masturbating can increase your chances of getting prostate cancer.

I don't get religion that force you to sacrifice your balls like that.


To each his own.

I know it's unhealthy :/ But I'm unmarried....hence why I can't do sexual things.
So I have no outlet.

Do you really think that God would want you to harm yourself?
Masturbate. Not doing so is harming your bodily temple.

Aw...When you put it that way...
But what about 'wet dreams'? Isn't that a good enough outlet?

Quote from: Death on May 09, 2016, 03:54:12 PM

Quote from: Zen on May 09, 2016, 03:52:37 PM

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 03:50:48 PM

Quote from: Zen on May 09, 2016, 03:49:33 PM

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 03:48:02 PM

Quote from: Zen on May 09, 2016, 03:43:33 PM

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 03:42:03 PM

I don't get religion that force you to sacrifice your balls like that.

>expecting religion to ever make sense

I know religion is blind, but still why do we get locked into antiquated rules that may physically harm you and your future children? >.>

Well, on paper, eternal pleasure in Heaven sounds pretty damn worth not jacking off for 80 years.

That does not sound worth it if you have to get your balls chopped off and go through the physical and mental pain of going through that.

Over immortality in perfection? Shit, if Heaven was real, it'd be hard to find anything not worth suffering through for it.

So, according to our doctrine, everyone will have a perfect immortal body, because of the resurrection.
Even if you 'go to hell' so to speak, you'll still get the perfect body.

Maybe I should just off myself now then and save me the trouble of working out this summer.

Well you see, that's a bad idea. Here's why:
If you do, you become guilty of murder, you ended your mortality. This will damn your progression as a spiritual being.
This is the life we are to prepare to meet God, if we don't have a sufficient amount of time, repenting becomes very difficult. Because in the next life, the spirit world, who you die as is who'll be.
If you're an evil negative person, that's not going to change because of Death.

Quote from: eggsalad on May 09, 2016, 03:56:49 PM

start fuckin' dudes like sailors and prisoners

But...I'm straight.,

Then fu k dudes that look like chicks. You're on the west coast. They're everywhere over there.