Ninja Obstacle Course

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So tonight when I get off of work I'm headed over to this place called Slingshot Entertainment. They have a bunch of different things like go carts and bowling, but they also have an adult Ninja obstacle course which is why we're going there.





I'm honestly probably going to die (or just get hurt) but it looks like a lot of fun.

Would this be something that you'd be interested in? Why or why not?


 
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Only if it's on a gameshow and hilariously bad commentators are narrating everything.


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Only if it's on a gameshow and hilariously bad commentators are narrating everything.

I'd actually like to see you in a ninja competition. I bet you'd do pretty well.


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More like fall on my assjutsuuuu


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Aren't you like, too boobheavy to jump around and shit.

I thought you'd just fall on your chest.


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
The chances of me succeeding are 0-0

So no


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Have fun, the Army obstacle course was some fun shit. And it had dot a damn thing on those pics


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that would be pretty fun to do I think


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Aren't you like, too boobheavy to jump around and shit.

I thought you'd just fall on your chest.

Yeah but I think my booty balances me out and keeps me level, but I do plan on faceplanting at least 100 times.


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The chances of me succeeding are 0-0

So no

You wouldn't do it just for fun?


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Have fun, the Army obstacle course was some fun shit. And it had dot a damn thing on those pics

This is my first obstacle course so I'm excited! 


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that would be pretty fun to do I think

Do you think you could complete the course?


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Hope you've got good insurance.


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Hope you've got good insurance.

Surprisingly I do! Aaand luckily my job is a sit down kind, so if I sprain my ankle or anything like that it's no biggie and I can still work.


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
The chances of me succeeding are 0-0

So no

You wouldn't do it just for fun?

Not really, mainly because I am a literal twig who would snap if he got hurt a little bit too much on a course.


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The chances of me succeeding are 0-0

So no

You wouldn't do it just for fun?

Not really, mainly because I am a literal twig who would snap if he got hurt a little bit too much on a course.

I think you'd be a lot stronger than you'd think


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
The chances of me succeeding are 0-0

So no

You wouldn't do it just for fun?

Not really, mainly because I am a literal twig who would snap if he got hurt a little bit too much on a course.

I think you'd be a lot stronger than you'd think

I have more than enough proof otherwise.


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Hope you've got good insurance.

Surprisingly I do! Aaand luckily my job is a sit down kind, so if I sprain my ankle or anything like that it's no biggie and I can still work.
Nice. If I get injured, I'm toast :(


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Hope you've got good insurance.

Surprisingly I do! Aaand luckily my job is a sit down kind, so if I sprain my ankle or anything like that it's no biggie and I can still work.
Nice. If I get injured, I'm toast :(

You don't have health insurance? That sucks! I can't remember where you're from, but in the states it's now illegal to not have health insurance and now we're getting heavily fined if we don't have it.


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You don't have health insurance? That sucks! I can't remember where you're from, but in the states it's now illegal to not have health insurance and now we're getting heavily fined if we don't have it.
I do have insurance but it's the bare minimum so Obama and his goons don't fine me. It only covers minor shit like annual checkups and stuff like that.


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You don't have health insurance? That sucks! I can't remember where you're from, but in the states it's now illegal to not have health insurance and now we're getting heavily fined if we don't have it.
I do have insurance but it's the bare minimum so Obama and his goons don't fine me. It only covers minor shit like annual checkups and stuff like that.

that's so shitty. I'm so sorry >.< I'm actually still on my parent's insurance until next year.


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that's so shitty. I'm so sorry >.< I'm actually still on my parent's insurance until next year.
Might as well use it while you have it.

I had surgery just a month after I was booted off my dad's insurance and it ended up costing me 7500 out of pocket.


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that's so shitty. I'm so sorry >.< I'm actually still on my parent's insurance until next year.
Might as well use it while you have it.

I had surgery just a month after I was booted off my dad's insurance and it ended up costing me 7500 out of pocket.

My tiny wallet weeps for you. Holy hell I don't I don't get too hurt tonight.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I would rek that course


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My tiny wallet weeps for you. Holy hell I don't I don't get too hurt tonight.
You'll be alright, all that shit looks padded to hell. Make sure to fall on your bum or boobs to cushion your fall.


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I would rek that course

How fast do you think you could complete it?


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My tiny wallet weeps for you. Holy hell I don't I don't get too hurt tonight.
You'll be alright, all that shit looks padded to hell. Make sure to fall on your bum or boobs to cushion your fall.

Believe it or not it really hurts to fall and hit your boobs


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I would rek that course

How fast do you think you could complete it?

Dunno man, I'm sure I wouldn't set any records.


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My tiny wallet weeps for you. Holy hell I don't I don't get too hurt tonight.
You'll be alright, all that shit looks padded to hell. Make sure to fall on your bum or boobs to cushion your fall.

Believe it or not it really hurts to fall and hit your boobs
Yeah but at least it'll protect your face.