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I stopped trusting Rotten Tomatoes when they gave The Force Awakens a 92%
You're right, it should have gotten a 93%.

>Stole the plot of A New Hope
>Finn was annoying
>Rey was boring
>Took absolutely no risks. It was a film designed to please the fans.
>No originality whatsoever.
>Kylo Ren was Anakin 2.0


 
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I stopped trusting Rotten Tomatoes when they gave The Force Awakens a 92%
You're right, it should have gotten a 93%.
>Stole the plot of A New Hope
>Finn was annoying
>Rey was boring
>Took absolutely no risks. It was a film designed to please the fans.
>No originality whatsoever.
>Kylo Ren was Anakin 2.0
i'm not saying the movie was higher than a 7/10, but honestly, it did everything it needed to do

taking risks with a franchise like star wars is signing your career's death warrant

well, maybe not your career, but your reputation


 
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Yeah, that clip from BvS tells me that they're probably going to have him be underwater Khal Drogo. I think he could pull off a better version of Aquaman but unfortunately he's been typecast as this savage warrior character and I don't think it will be a very worthwhile addition to the DCCU.

Agreed. But his clip in BvS was so awkward. It reminded me so much of the mermaid commercial from Zoolander, lol.

"Water is the essence of wetness."


 
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I stopped trusting Rotten Tomatoes when they gave The Force Awakens a 92%

Or when they gave Jurassic World anything more than a 60%.


 
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Hook-hand Mullet Aquaman a best Aquaman.

Objectively wrong, you surface-dwelling filth.


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I stopped trusting Rotten Tomatoes when they gave The Force Awakens a 92%
You're right, it should have gotten a 93%.
>Stole the plot of A New Hope
>Finn was annoying
>Rey was boring
>Took absolutely no risks. It was a film designed to please the fans.
>No originality whatsoever.
>Kylo Ren was Anakin 2.0
i'm not saying the movie was higher than a 7/10, but honestly, it did everything it needed to do

taking risks with a franchise like star wars is signing your career's death warrant

well, maybe not your career, but your reputation
Yeah, because we can always reboot our capeshit, but if you fuck up a Star Wars film you've fucked up permanently.


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My mother always said when you point a finger at someone else, there are always 4 pointing back at you. This won't go over well, but have you considered that you might be the one with shit taste in movies? 37% of the viewers thought it fresh... Sounds like you're a 37 percenter.


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Hook-hand Mullet Aquaman a best Aquaman.

Objectively wrong, you surface-dwelling filth.
Objectively right, you snot-nosed booger face.


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I stopped trusting Rotten Tomatoes when they gave The Force Awakens a 92%
You're right, it should have gotten a 93%.

>Stole the plot of A New Hope
>Finn was annoying
>Rey was boring
>Took absolutely no risks. It was a film designed to please the fans.
>No originality whatsoever.
>Kylo Ren was Anakin 2.0
It was the perfect movie, essentially.

And Driver did Anakin better than Christensen.


 
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also star wars was never original

ever


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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
also star wars was never original

ever
It was always a Flash Gordon/Kurosawa homage. Well, until the prequel trilogy came along and paid homage to itself.


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6/10 tbh
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Zack Snyder is a terrible director, and it's his jarring transitions and pace that really make the story a mess. Everything related to Batman, even his killing, was great. Henry Cavill continues to be a bland Superman and Clark Kent, but the movie wasn't really about him. Lois Lane was completely superfluous. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex really wasn't bad except for a few of his weird ticks. I really liked a fresh take on the character instead of the typical "big, tall, laughably evil guy"; his motivations and character felt real, sympathetic, and believable. Doomsday was a mess and shouldn't have been in the movie. Gal Gadot as WW is a weird casting choice, but she's fine, if incredibly underutilized in the movie. Not crazy about using bait-and-switch of Superman's death twice in about 20 minutes, and it would've been really interesting for him to stay dead, for a while.


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I stopped trusting Rotten Tomatoes when they gave The Force Awakens a 92%
You're right, it should have gotten a 93%.

>Stole the plot of A New Hope
>Finn was annoying
>Rey was boring
>Took absolutely no risks. It was a film designed to please the fans.
>No originality whatsoever.
>Kylo Ren was Anakin 2.0
It was the perfect movie, essentially.
it definitely wasn't.


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also star wars was never original

ever
true, but at least the originals weren't blatant rip-offs of something else.


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You look at the audience reviews of the movie and then look at the critics reviews and there's clearly a conflict there. There's just no fucking way the audience is wrong on this. I seriously believe reviewers have a Marvel bias.

My mother always said when you point a finger at someone else, there are always 4 pointing back at you. This won't go over well, but have you considered that you might be the one with shit taste in movies? 37% of the viewers thought it fresh... Sounds like you're a 37 percenter.


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But seriously, I think this is the first movie I've seen where the casting of a role actually affected my view of the film overall. Eisenberg alone almost ruins the whole movie, he made it hard to watch.


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Hating a DC film =/= liking Marvel's films. Fewer people give a shit about taking sides than you seem to think.


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The problem is this movie is legitametly good and almost every negative reaction to it has "Copying Marvel!" Somewhere into it. DC/WB was practically forced into this and ya know what? They rocked it hard, there's bitterness somewhere with all the critics, and I doubt they're still sour about Affleck being Batman.

Hating a DC film =/= liking Marvel's films. Fewer people give a shit about taking sides than you seem to think.


 
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almost every negative reaction to it has "Copying Marvel!" Somewhere into it.

I haven't seen this at all, though.

In fact, I wish they copied Marvel a little more. Might've made the film more enjoyable.


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i'm not ashamed to admit that i genuinely enjoyed the film and would give it a solid 7/10. the pacing was a little off and the dream sequences came out of nowhere and are super confusing for people who aren't well-versed in the DC universe already. I also fell in love with gal gadot's wonder woman and was pleasantly surprised with Eisenberg's Lex Luthor.

More on the dream sequence:
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i also love how they hinted at Darkseid in Bruce's second dream sequence and the way they're setting up the possibility for future films to take the "Injustice" route with the JL possibly having to deal with a corrupted Supes. Hopefully they go this route because I would absolutely love to see this on the big screen

Can't wait to see the film a second time with my girlfriend
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the way they're setting up the possibility for future films to take the "Injustice" route with the JL possibly having to deal with a corrupted Supes. Hopefully they go this route because I would absolutely love to see this on the big screen



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the way they're setting up the possibility for future films to take the "Injustice" route with the JL possibly having to deal with a corrupted Supes. Hopefully they go this route because I would absolutely love to see this on the big screen


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As a Superman fanboy, seeing Injustice on the big screen would make me scream. I don't want that, it's just too easy for writers to do.


 
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Unless you're talking about the prequel Injustice comics. Then I'm alright with that.

I'm still hoping that the Justice League movie is a new take on the Flashpoint Paradox, which will fix all of WBs mistakes.


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As a Superman fanboy, seeing Injustice on the big screen would make me scream. I don't want that, it's just too easy for writers to do.
eh i guess, but it would be a nice change of pace since most casual comic fans are used to seeing superman as the perfect good guy who can do no wrong. i'd love to see his fall from grace if it's well implemented


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Unless you're talking about the prequel Injustice comics. Then I'm alright with that.

I'm still hoping that the Justice League movie is a new take on the Flashpoint Paradox, which will fix all of WBs mistakes.
Then they're just going to be a rip of DoFP.

If they do Flashpoint it's not going to be until Flash 2, sometime after 2020, and they probably aren't going to change the universe, since in Flashpoint everything goes back to normal.

It would be an interesting take on it though, if this universe was the alternate one Flash comes from the main timeline and corrects everything, that could work in the JL film, but I guarantee that's not the direction they're going.


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almost every negative reaction to it has "Copying Marvel!" Somewhere into it.

I haven't seen this at all, though.

In fact, I wish they copied Marvel a little more. Might've made the film more enjoyable.
That's what I've seen more of, critics saying it should have been more like the Marvel movies.


 
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Then they're just going to be a rip of DoFP.



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It would be an interesting take on it though, if this universe was the alternate one Flash comes from the main timeline and corrects everything, that could work in the JL film, but I guarantee that's not the direction they're going.

I can dream, Sol. It would be pretty ingenious, though. The current DCCU is the alternate one, and Justice League Part 1 focuses on the current alternate universe, and Justice League Part 2 picks up with the Flash entering the past to change it to the "correct" universe we all want.


 
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That's what I've seen more of, critics saying it should have been more like the Marvel movies.

In what sense? Thematically? The way their overarching narrative was structured?


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That's what I've seen more of, critics saying it should have been more like the Marvel movies.

In what sense? Thematically? The way their overarching narrative was structured?
Mostly criticizing it for being "no fun".