Next time you make fun of the ewoks...

BaconShelf · September 04, 2015, 10:17:59 AM

...Just remember that they were planning to cook and eat Han Solo and Luke.

Just remember that. They're vicious little fuckers.

Mmmmm Napalm · September 04, 2015, 10:32:51 AM

I always liked the (highly probable if Star Wars was realistic) theory that the debris from the Death Star II caused an ewok holocaust.

There were men with families on that battlestation dammit.

BaconShelf · September 04, 2015, 10:41:43 AM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on September 04, 2015, 10:32:51 AM

I always liked the (highly probable if Star Wars was realistic) theory that the debris from the Death Star II caused an ewok holocaust.

There were men with families on that battlestation dammit.

Yes. I read that thing as well, it was a good read.