Quote from: ßå¢øñŠħëłƒ on December 27, 2014, 04:10:15 AM

Don't make them, don't see the point in them.

Things and stuff.

Quote from: ßå¢øñŠħëłƒ on December 27, 2014, 04:12:46 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:10:56 AM

Quote from: ßå¢øñŠħëłƒ on December 27, 2014, 04:10:15 AM

Don't make them, don't see the point in them.

Things and stuff.

Time and space

Spacetime dictates the movement of matter, matter dictates the curvature of spacetime.

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:04:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM

Do something worthwhile.

Worthy.

WORTHIEST!

OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL

*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler

SET PHASERS TO PUN

wut

spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.

I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.

What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.

That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.

Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

Soon

Come for me bby.

After new years.

O bby

Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:09:39 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:04:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM

Do something worthwhile.

Worthy.

WORTHIEST!

OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL

*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler

SET PHASERS TO PUN

wut

spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.

I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.

What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.

That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.

Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

Soon

Come for me bby.

After new years.

O bby

Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

cute

It was for a noble cause.

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 05:03:12 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:46:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:09:39 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:04:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM

Do something worthwhile.

Worthy.

WORTHIEST!

OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL

*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler

SET PHASERS TO PUN

wut

spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.

I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.

What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.

That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.

Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

Soon

Come for me bby.

After new years.

O bby

Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

cute

It was for a noble cause.

I'm sure

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:27:22 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:24:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 05:03:12 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:46:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:09:39 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:04:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM

Do something worthwhile.

Worthy.

WORTHIEST!

OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL

*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler

SET PHASERS TO PUN

wut

spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.

I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.

What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.

That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.

Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

Soon

Come for me bby.

After new years.

O bby

Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

cute

It was for a noble cause.

I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.

Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:35:06 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:27:22 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:24:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 05:03:12 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:46:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:09:39 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:04:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM

Do something worthwhile.

Worthy.

WORTHIEST!

OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL

*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler

SET PHASERS TO PUN

wut

spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.

I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.

What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.

That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.

Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

Soon

Come for me bby.

After new years.

O bby

Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

cute

It was for a noble cause.

I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.

Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:07:40 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:57:24 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:35:06 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:27:22 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:24:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 05:03:12 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:46:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:09:39 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:04:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM

Do something worthwhile.

Worthy.

WORTHIEST!

OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL

*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler

SET PHASERS TO PUN

wut

spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.

I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.

What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.

That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.

Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

Soon

Come for me bby.

After new years.

O bby

Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

cute

It was for a noble cause.

I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.

Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!

umad

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:09:29 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 07:08:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:07:40 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:57:24 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:35:06 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:27:22 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:24:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 05:03:12 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:46:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:09:39 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:04:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM

Do something worthwhile.

Worthy.

WORTHIEST!

OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL

*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler

SET PHASERS TO PUN

wut

spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.

I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.

What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.

That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.

Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

Soon

Come for me bby.

After new years.

O bby

Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

cute

It was for a noble cause.

I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.

Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!

umad

No, but... I thought you'd hung up.

I'll never hang up on you, bby.

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:15:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 07:12:57 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:09:29 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 07:08:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:07:40 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:57:24 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:35:06 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:27:22 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:24:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 05:03:12 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:46:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:09:39 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:04:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM

Do something worthwhile.

Worthy.

WORTHIEST!

OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL

*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler

SET PHASERS TO PUN

wut

spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.

I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.

What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.

That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.

Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

Soon

Come for me bby.

After new years.

O bby

Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

cute

It was for a noble cause.

I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.

Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!

umad

No, but... I thought you'd hung up.

I'll never hang up on you, bby.

Never ever?

A bear god never makes a promise he can't keep, and I'm a bear god making you a promise.

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:41:47 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 07:36:09 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:15:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 07:12:57 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:09:29 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 07:08:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:07:40 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:57:24 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:35:06 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:27:22 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:24:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 05:03:12 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:46:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:09:39 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:04:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM

Do something worthwhile.

Worthy.

WORTHIEST!

OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL

*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler

SET PHASERS TO PUN

wut

spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.

I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.

What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.

That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.

Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

Soon

Come for me bby.

After new years.

O bby

Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

cute

It was for a noble cause.

I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.

Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!

umad

No, but... I thought you'd hung up.

I'll never hang up on you, bby.

Never ever?

A bear god never makes a promise he can't keep, and I'm a bear god making you a promise.

We'll see

Shh wee forest critter, you are in my domain. should the day ever come when you're up against a redneck with a shotgun, I'll be right behind him, about to rip his testicles up through his spinal chord.

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:51:13 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 07:45:39 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:41:47 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 07:36:09 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:15:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 07:12:57 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:09:29 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 07:08:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 07:07:40 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:57:24 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:35:06 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 06:27:22 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 06:24:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 05:03:12 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:46:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:09:39 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 04:04:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:48:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:57:38 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 01:05:02 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:32:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 27, 2014, 12:08:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:34:20 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 11:29:38 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 10:04:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM

Do something worthwhile.

Worthy.

WORTHIEST!

OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL

*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler

SET PHASERS TO PUN

wut

spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.

I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.

What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.

That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.

Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?

Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.

Soon

Come for me bby.

After new years.

O bby

Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.

That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.

No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.

cute

It was for a noble cause.

I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.

Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!

umad

No, but... I thought you'd hung up.

I'll never hang up on you, bby.

Never ever?

A bear god never makes a promise he can't keep, and I'm a bear god making you a promise.

We'll see

Shh wee forest critter, you are in my domain. should the day ever come when you're up against a redneck with a shotgun, I'll be right behind him, about to rip his testicles up through his spinal chord.

Your domain... for my own safety may I know its bounds? You may not always be around.

Any land remotely arboreal, sylvan, verdant, or otherwise woody.