The BBC has reportedly chosen a "dream team" of presenters for its new version of Top Gear, including former model Jodie Kidd.

Life on Mars star Philip Glenister and Channel 4 presenter Guy Martin have also been approached for the new series, according to reports.

Kidd, who is the granddaughter of Canadian newspaper baron Lord Beaverbrook, presents Channel 5's The Classic Car Show.

The broadcaster's chiefs are said to be desperate to find a new set of presenters after they sacked Jeremy Clarkson, who was involved in a fracas with producer Oisin Tymon.



Who the fuck is actually going to watch it now? I mean Glenister is alright but ehh

Canadian newspaper baron Lord Beaverbrook

the best sequence of words I've seen today lololololol

What happened to Hammond and May?

I'd rather they just take it off air completely, you can't replace Clarkson, Hammond and May.

I might watch an episode to see if it's any good.

>Implying Top Gear was worth watching in the first place

What happened to Hammond and May?

They stated they wouldn't do another episode of Top Gear with Clarkson gone.

I'm not familiar with any of these people.

I only know Glenister from Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes. Really good shows.

Do any of these people actually know how to drive? May, Hammond, and Richard were amazing drivers with years of experience. What kind of backgrounds do these people have?

Quote from: Chakas on May 04, 2015, 09:24:51 AM

Do any of these people actually know how to drive? May, Hammond, and Richard were amazing drivers with years of experience. What kind of backgrounds do these people have?

Are you saying women can't drive? You sexist scum sucking shit bag

I'm assuming that was sarcasm. I was asking what kind of professional driving backgrounds these people have. I'm hoping that they didn't just hire some random celebrities for a show about cars.

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Quote from: Chakas on May 04, 2015, 09:24:51 AM

Do any of these people actually know how to drive? May, Hammond, and Richard were amazing drivers with years of experience. What kind of backgrounds do these people have?

Are you saying women can't drive? You sexist scum sucking shit bag

I'm assuming that was sarcasm. I was asking what kind of professional driving backgrounds these people have. I'm hoping that they didn't just hire some random celebrities for a show about cars.

Don't assume, because that just makes an ass out of you and me. It sounded an awful lot like you declaring that women can't drive.

I was asking about the driving backgrounds of three people, two of which were men, and you immediately assume that I was talking about the woman and on top of that women can't drive. Afterwards, you use an almost comedic insult that sounds like borderline sarcasm against me. All these assumptions you made and you say

Don't assume

I don't really know how to respond to that.

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Quote from: Chakas on May 04, 2015, 09:33:52 AM

Quote from: ////\\\\ on May 04, 2015, 09:31:03 AM

Quote from: Chakas on May 04, 2015, 09:24:51 AM

Do any of these people actually know how to drive? May, Hammond, and Richard were amazing drivers with years of experience. What kind of backgrounds do these people have?

Are you saying women can't drive? You sexist scum sucking shit bag

I'm assuming that was sarcasm. I was asking what kind of professional driving backgrounds these people have. I'm hoping that they didn't just hire some random celebrities for a show about cars.

Don't assume, because that just makes an ass out of you and me. It sounded an awful lot like you declaring that women can't drive.

I was asking about the driving backgrounds of three people, two of which were men, and you immediately assume that I was talking about the woman and on top of that women can't drive. Afterwards, you use an almost comedic insult that sounds like borderline sarcasm against me. All these assumptions you made and you say

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Don't assume

I don't really know how to respond to that.

How about you don't jump to conclusions so quick and then we won't have that problem again?

But you're the one that jumped to conclusions in the first place. You took what I said as an insult to female drivers instead of the question that it was. What I said was just taking what sounded like sarcasm as sarcasm. I wasn't sure if it was or not and that's the reason I said I was assuming that it was, so if it wasn't, you could correct me. This conversation turned hostile when it didn't need to.

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Quote from: Chakas on May 04, 2015, 09:38:59 AM

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Quote from: Chakas on May 04, 2015, 09:33:52 AM

Quote from: ////\\\\ on May 04, 2015, 09:31:03 AM

Quote from: Chakas on May 04, 2015, 09:24:51 AM

Do any of these people actually know how to drive? May, Hammond, and Richard were amazing drivers with years of experience. What kind of backgrounds do these people have?

Are you saying women can't drive? You sexist scum sucking shit bag

I'm assuming that was sarcasm. I was asking what kind of professional driving backgrounds these people have. I'm hoping that they didn't just hire some random celebrities for a show about cars.

Don't assume, because that just makes an ass out of you and me. It sounded an awful lot like you declaring that women can't drive.

I was asking about the driving backgrounds of three people, two of which were men, and you immediately assume that I was talking about the woman and on top of that women can't drive. Afterwards, you use an almost comedic insult that sounds like borderline sarcasm against me. All these assumptions you made and you say

Quote

Don't assume

I don't really know how to respond to that.

How about you don't jump to conclusions so quick and then we won't have that problem again?

But you're the one that jumped to conclusions in the first place. What I said was just taking what sounded like sarcasm as sarcasm. I wasn't sure if it was or not and that's the reason I said I was assuming that it was, so if it wasn't, you could correct me. This conversation turned hostile when it didn't need to.

Never did I at any point jump to any conclusions - you were the one making sexist remarks. Sexist people are deserving of hostile response.

I'm not sure if you're trolling or not at this point. I've known people who argue with me just for the enjoyment of my reactions. It was clear that I wasn't making sexist remarks and was instead asking about the driving careers about the three individuals in question. If you still believe that I was making sexist remarks, the I think you are looking for something to get yourself angry. If not, then you are just messing with me. Either way, I'm not going to prolong this discussion. Too much unnecessary hostility.

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Quote from: Chakas on May 04, 2015, 09:33:52 AM

Quote from: ////\\\\ on May 04, 2015, 09:31:03 AM

Quote from: Chakas on May 04, 2015, 09:24:51 AM

Do any of these people actually know how to drive? May, Hammond, and Richard were amazing drivers with years of experience. What kind of backgrounds do these people have?

Are you saying women can't drive? You sexist scum sucking shit bag

I'm assuming that was sarcasm. I was asking what kind of professional driving backgrounds these people have. I'm hoping that they didn't just hire some random celebrities for a show about cars.

Don't assume, because that just makes an ass out of you and me. It sounded an awful lot like you declaring that women can't drive.

I was asking about the driving backgrounds of three people, two of which were men, and you immediately assume that I was talking about the woman and on top of that women can't drive. Afterwards, you use an almost comedic insult that sounds like borderline sarcasm against me. All these assumptions you made and you say

Quote

Don't assume

I don't really know how to respond to that.

How about you don't jump to conclusions so quick and then we won't have that problem again?

But you're the one that jumped to conclusions in the first place. What I said was just taking what sounded like sarcasm as sarcasm. I wasn't sure if it was or not and that's the reason I said I was assuming that it was, so if it wasn't, you could correct me. This conversation turned hostile when it didn't need to.

Never did I at any point jump to any conclusions - you were the one making sexist remarks. Sexist people are deserving of hostile response.

I'm not sure if you're trolling or not at this point. I've known people who argue with me just for the enjoyment of my reactions. It was clear that I wasn't making sexist remarks and was instead asking about the driving careers about the three individuals in question. If you still believe that I was making sexist remarks, the I think you are looking for something to get yourself angry. If not, then you are just messing with me. Either way, I'm not going to prolong this discussion. Too much unnecessary hostility.

Nice sexism you fat piece of shit.

Nice fat shaming you anorexic pig.