New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug

 
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New diet pill, Hallucex, yields tremendous results in curbing appetite by tricking patients into thinking their food has turned into a horrifying, bloodthirsty demon.

 
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That would definitely make dinner with the family very interesting

 
 
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There's a legit weightloss pill that makes you shred fat faster than anything while eating whatever the fuck you want. It's illegal tho

 
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Because why have to do the normal, boring 'wait and see' thing when you could get the full hell experience during life?

 
 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on July 08, 2015, 03:39:06 PM
There's a legit weightloss pill that makes you shred fat faster than anything while eating whatever the fuck you want. It's illegal tho
They sell cocaine in pill form now?

 
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Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 08, 2015, 03:43:10 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on July 08, 2015, 03:39:06 PM
There's a legit weightloss pill that makes you shred fat faster than anything while eating whatever the fuck you want. It's illegal tho
They sell cocaine in pill form now?
HA yeah right, cocaine wishes it could work as well as this magic drug

 
 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on July 08, 2015, 03:46:06 PM
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 08, 2015, 03:43:10 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on July 08, 2015, 03:39:06 PM
There's a legit weightloss pill that makes you shred fat faster than anything while eating whatever the fuck you want. It's illegal tho
They sell cocaine in pill form now?
HA yeah right, cocaine wishes it could work as well as this magic drug
Well it can't be meth, 'cause there's a lot of fat Pagans riding around and they all do meth...