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Everyone has to make an erotica story involving an in animate object, how ever. The only rule is that the object can't be something originally intended for sexual use.  Make your stories as ridiculous as possible,and put all stories in spoilers. Have fun.


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Sigs fo nigs
I love lamp.


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Your love gets me so high
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OH MY FUCK I can't go on, this is too much


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ayy lmao
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I WROTE THE FIRST PART OF THAT


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ayy lmao
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I WROTE THE FIRST PART OF THAT
i wrote the rest


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It all started when I was 10 years old, I was running around the house naked and accidentally sat on a ball, the ball went into my butthole, and I screamed in pain. At first I was scared, and immediately pulled it out, but I then discovered, that it had sorta felt good, a good pain. I thought about it for a bit but then shrugged it off. 4 years later I had started masturbating, my penis that was. But eventually after a couple of years I was getting bored of jacking off, and wanted something new but I didn't know what, I then remembered that day of when I sat on the ball and put my fingers in my asshole. The problem was, I didn't really want to stick my fingers in my asshole, so I looked around the house for something that could alternate. And there it was, the tip of an empty beer bottle, it looked a little too big but I decided it should still fit. I cautiously stuck the very tip of it in my asshole, I then slowly started moving it back and forth, it felt amazing. Before I knew it I was vigourously moving it back and forth and then I accidentally shoved it too hard and the bottom half of the bottle went it, I had an orgasm of pain and joy. So I did this for awhile, but then I got bored of the bottle, so I looked again. And there it was, an empty mason jar on the counter, I picked it up and then set it on the ground, I spread open my asshole as far as I could and slowly moved into a crouch position over it. I then gently lowered my butt to the jar, I then very carefully lowered my asshole just to the tip of the jar, I spread open more, with all my force, and then began lowering onto the jar. I was halfway in now, and continuing, I now had the whole jar in my asshole, but then a very big problem occured. Firstly I had no idea how I was going to get this jar out, and I was already tired of holding my asshole open that long. I started crouch walking to the bathroom but u couldn't make it, I let go of my ass and buttcheeks clenched, I have no idea how strong my asshole muscles are but they managed to do this, the jar had exploded inside me. I felt lots of sharp pain in there, I reached in my asshole and slowly pulled out every glass shard out of my asshole, blood slowly leaked from my asshole, there was no way I could let my parents know about this. I quickly cleaned up the mess and shoved a wad of toilet paper in my ass, I then pretended I was ill, so I could be in bed for few days, and well, I think it healed, mostly at least.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen
I looked around, and didn't know where I was. Then I realized I'd been transformed into a pink flip flop.

I think you know where this is going.


Jim | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
I looked around, and didn't know where I was. Then I realized I'd been transformed into a pink flip flop.

I think you know where this is going.
I don't get it man. I was gunna write something for this but I can't figure out how to do it.

I don't get this fetish. I get feet, but not this.
It's only marginally feet related, actually. Has much more to do with masochism. You're not into femdom nearly as much as me, so I'm not surprised you're not into it.