Never have I ever

Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:16:54 PM

Quote from: Lemon on June 12, 2015, 05:15:27 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 12, 2015, 05:11:01 PM
Quote from: challengerX on June 12, 2015, 05:10:22 PM
You can't say "I'm not a murderer, except for this one time I murdered a guy".
Of course you can.
Except you're literally a murderer by definition

And? That doesn't mean you can't say that you're not, EXCEPT for one time. This is basic shit.

Why have the word "except" if you can't ever use it?

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:17:36 PM

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Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:18:54 PM

Quote from: challengerX on June 12, 2015, 05:17:36 PM

I meant "you can't say".

Of course you did.

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Which you've conveniently cut out because it proves you wrong.

LOL no it doesn't. You can use the word except. That's what it's for.

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:19:19 PM

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Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:20:39 PM

You can say that nobody ever died in the Holocaust, except for eleven million people.

You can say that. It sounds silly, but it's grammatically correct, and it's precisely what the word "except" is for.

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:20:46 PM

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Girl of Mystery · June 12, 2015, 05:20:55 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 12, 2015, 05:16:54 PM

Quote from: Lemon on June 12, 2015, 05:15:27 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on June 12, 2015, 05:11:01 PM
Quote from: challengerX on June 12, 2015, 05:10:22 PM
You can't say "I'm not a murderer, except for this one time I murdered a guy".
Of course you can.
Except you're literally a murderer by definition
And? That doesn't mean you can't say that you're not, EXCEPT for one time. This is basic shit.

Why have the word "except" if you can't ever use it?

Because you're literally a murderer by definition

You can't change the fact that you're a murder by using the word "except" to make it sound okay

Using the word "except" in this context is just retarded

Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:21:09 PM

Quote from: challengerX on June 12, 2015, 05:19:19 PM

It's the exception to the fact that you don't eat carrots, because you wanted to try it to see if you were missing out.

Which is what I did with alcohol. You stupid fuck.

Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:21:30 PM

Quote from: Lemon on June 12, 2015, 05:20:55 PM

You can't change the fact that you're a murder by using the word "except" to make it sound okay

Who says it's to make it sound okay?

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:22:19 PM

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Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:23:02 PM

Quote from: challengerX on June 12, 2015, 05:22:19 PM

No you can't.

I just did.

And it makes perfect sense.

Ignoring the eleven million people that died in the Holocaust, no one else died.

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:23:23 PM

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Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:23:54 PM

Quote from: challengerX on June 12, 2015, 05:23:23 PM

You don't anymore. "Never" doesn't apply here anymore.

Not if I use the word "except" or "besides". Because that's what they're for.

you're probably just butthurt over the fact that i got your thread locked

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:24:13 PM

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Girl of Mystery · June 12, 2015, 05:24:33 PM

Nice to see you ignored the rest because you know I'm right.

Using the word "never" and "except" in the same sentence is a contradiction.

Never = haven't ever done it - using "except" doesn't negate the fact that you're a murderer

Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:24:37 PM

Quote from: challengerX on June 12, 2015, 05:24:13 PM

>"Nobody died"
>"11 million people died"

K

>conveniently ignoring the word "except"

LOL

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:25:08 PM

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Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:25:24 PM

Quote from: Lemon on June 12, 2015, 05:24:33 PM

Using the word "never" and "except" in the same sentence is a contradiction.

No it isn't.

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Never = haven't ever done it - using "except" doesn't negate the fact that you're a murderer

And? Nobody's trying to negate the fact that he's a murderer. Nobody.

Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:25:49 PM

Quote from: challengerX on June 12, 2015, 05:25:08 PM

Except you've done drugs.

Yes. And?

Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:26:29 PM

I'm going to start making never->except phrases all the time now. I'll make sure to quote you ever single time.

Rinev · June 12, 2015, 05:26:55 PM

Never have I ever ate at Taco Bell.

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:28:10 PM

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Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:28:56 PM

Quote from: challengerX on June 12, 2015, 05:28:10 PM

You are.

Nope. Saying "except" doesn't negate the act. It's making an... exception. Do you know what that is?

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:28:58 PM

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Girl of Mystery · June 12, 2015, 05:29:28 PM

Never have I ever shitposted on a forum, except that time I shitposted on a forum.

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:29:47 PM

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Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:30:42 PM

Quote from: Lemon on June 12, 2015, 05:29:28 PM

Never have I ever shitposted on a forum, except that time I shitposted on a forum.

Makes sense.

Quote from: challengerX on June 12, 2015, 05:29:47 PM

"I've never used drugs"
"I've used drugs"

One of these is not like the other.

You know what they both have in common, though?
They both don't have the word "except".

Which changes everything.

challengerX · June 12, 2015, 05:31:27 PM

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Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 05:32:27 PM

Here's a revision to appease the retarded shitheads who don't understand basic grammar:

Never have I ever used any drugs recreationally on more than one occasion.

#BTFO

Girl of Mystery · June 12, 2015, 05:33:46 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 12, 2015, 05:32:27 PM

Here's a revision to appease the retarded shitheads who don't understand basic grammar:

Never have I ever used any drugs recreationally on more than one occasion.

#BTFO

This makes sense though.
Never > except doesn't.