Need to clear this up: Sterility is a blessing

MyNameIsCharlie · November 08, 2015, 06:46:29 PM

But Uncle Charlie, does this mean your dick stops working?

Of course not!

It means that as long as you and she are clear of STD/I's, condoms are no longer necessary! You get to bareback!

I feel sorry for the plebs who still have to wrap their willies.

Charles, let's be frank, you're less of a man.

If you think sex is just for procreation, who is less of a man here? While, yes, children are out of the question, all sex is for pleasure. If you feel that procreation is the only reason for sex, I feel sorry for you. You probably think that eating is just for nutrition too...

N/A · November 08, 2015, 06:47:35 PM

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Ingy · November 08, 2015, 06:50:23 PM

If you go sterile, you literally are failing yourself at the purpose of life

Sandtrap · November 08, 2015, 06:50:37 PM

The only reason I eat food at this point is so I don't drop on the spot.

Even that motivation is less than motivating at this point.

Eating. How irrelevant.

MyNameIsCharlie · November 08, 2015, 06:52:51 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on November 08, 2015, 06:50:23 PM

If you go sterile, you literally are failing yourself at the purpose of life

Thank you, Frederich

November 08, 2015, 06:55:06 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on November 08, 2015, 06:50:23 PM

If you go sterile, you literally are failing yourself at the purpose of life

I'm afraid I have some bad news for you

Ingy · November 08, 2015, 06:55:29 PM

Quote from: Baha on November 08, 2015, 06:55:06 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on November 08, 2015, 06:50:23 PM
If you go sterile, you literally are failing yourself at the purpose of life
I'm afraid I have some bad news for you

tell me doc

November 08, 2015, 06:57:24 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on November 08, 2015, 06:55:29 PM

Quote from: Baha on November 08, 2015, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on November 08, 2015, 06:50:23 PM
If you go sterile, you literally are failing yourself at the purpose of life
I'm afraid I have some bad news for you
tell me doc

your life is meaningless and biology doesn't give a shit

Thun · November 08, 2015, 07:00:29 PM

There's nothing hotter than the risk of pregnancy imo

Word Wizard · November 08, 2015, 07:01:06 PM

Charlie would make a terrible burglar. If the door was open he still couldn't come inside.

Tsirist · November 08, 2015, 07:04:04 PM

Quote from: Thunder on November 08, 2015, 07:00:29 PM

There's nothing hotter than the risk of pregnancy imo

DAS B00T x2 · November 08, 2015, 07:08:52 PM

I gotta ask man...

Is your shit just clear when it shoots?

Solonoid · November 08, 2015, 07:17:21 PM

Quote from: Deeply disturbed on November 08, 2015, 06:47:35 PM

Or you could just have gay sex.

^the real answer^

November 08, 2015, 07:52:50 PM

Quote from: ソレノイド on November 08, 2015, 07:17:21 PM

Quote from: Deeply disturbed on November 08, 2015, 06:47:35 PM
Or you could just have gay sex.
^the real answer^

clum clum · November 08, 2015, 07:53:40 PM

le sour grapes meem

Engrapadora · November 08, 2015, 08:10:30 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on November 08, 2015, 06:50:23 PM

If you go sterile, you literally are failing yourself at the purpose of life

Life doesn't have a purpose. The life forms that successfully procreate are the ones that are still around not because there's an inherent purpose to it, but because that's just the logical conclusion of that behavior. Stars don't exist to emit light; they just do. Water doesn't exist to be wet; it just is.

R o c k e t · November 08, 2015, 08:13:22 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 08, 2015, 07:01:06 PM

Charlie would make a terrible burglar. If the door was open he still couldn't come inside.

lol

MyNameIsCharlie · November 08, 2015, 08:18:42 PM

Quote from: DAS B(⌐■_■)ﾒ on November 08, 2015, 07:08:52 PM

I gotta ask man...

Is your shit just clear when it shoots?

No, looks normal

DAS B00T x2 · November 08, 2015, 08:20:37 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 08, 2015, 08:18:42 PM

Quote from: DAS B(⌐■_■)ﾒ on November 08, 2015, 07:08:52 PM
I gotta ask man...

Is your shit just clear when it shoots?

No, looks normal

Oh

Well fuck, I could live with that then.

Nexus · November 08, 2015, 08:28:24 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · November 08, 2015, 08:56:01 PM

Quote from: Διομήδης on November 08, 2015, 08:31:56 PM

But see not needing to use a condom is irrelevant when you're too old to get it up.

When that day comes, I'll be too senile to care

Word Wizard · November 08, 2015, 09:05:26 PM

Quote from: Διομήδης on November 08, 2015, 08:31:56 PM

But see not needing to use a condom is irrelevant when you're too old to get it up.

Drop in libido with age is actually mostly the result of the gradual degradation of a healthy diet over time. With the proper diet and exercise, the drop in testosterone is actually very minimal.

Nexus · November 08, 2015, 09:10:21 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 08, 2015, 09:05:26 PM

Quote from: Διομήδης on November 08, 2015, 08:31:56 PM
But see not needing to use a condom is irrelevant when you're too old to get it up.

Drop in libido with age is actually mostly the result of the gradual degradation of a healthy diet over time. With the proper diet and exercise, the drop in testosterone is actually very minimal.

Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

TB · November 08, 2015, 09:16:55 PM

This made me laugh a lot more than I expected to.

Word Wizard · November 08, 2015, 09:18:52 PM

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on November 08, 2015, 09:10:21 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 08, 2015, 09:05:26 PM
Quote from: Διομήδης on November 08, 2015, 08:31:56 PM
But see not needing to use a condom is irrelevant when you're too old to get it up.

Drop in libido with age is actually mostly the result of the gradual degradation of a healthy diet over time. With the proper diet and exercise, the drop in testosterone is actually very minimal.
Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

Rude tbh

🍁 Aria 🔮 · November 08, 2015, 09:20:52 PM

Has Charlie a thread that wasn't related to sex or degeneracy?

TB · November 08, 2015, 09:21:32 PM

Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 08, 2015, 09:20:52 PM

Has Charlie made a thread that wasn't related to sex or degeneracy?

Nope.

MyNameIsCharlie · November 08, 2015, 09:33:06 PM

Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 08, 2015, 09:20:52 PM

Has Charlie a thread that wasn't related to sex or degeneracy?

A man has to live by something. You call it sex and degeneracy. I call it a reason for living.

I'm gonna go do a line of blow off a hooker's ass now.

#winning

Risay117 · November 08, 2015, 09:34:56 PM

Cool story, hope things go well. But what if you find someone new who wants to start a family. Is it reversible?