need help setting up a tinder profile guys (jive my guy get in here)

 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Probably better than mine at least




yeah bur youre much more endearing than i am


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i think im good to go

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dracula can eat my whole ass!
okay so i got a match whats the protocol now


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well he's not going for insecure obese girls
yeah thats his problem

for girls attractiveness literally doesnt matter at all, personality/interests are whats important

okay so i got a match whats the protocol now
you message her something to do with her bio/profile pics


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okay so i got a match whats the protocol now

Tell her that you're not fake, and that you don't fuck fake.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
okay so i got a match whats the protocol now

Tell her that you're not fake, and that you don't fuck fake.

mm nah i think ill pass on that


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okay so i got a match whats the protocol now

Tell her that you're not fake, and that you don't fuck fake.

mm nah i think ill pass on that
Tell her the mere sight of your massive dong will bring her to orgasm


 
Elai
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
well he's not going for insecure obese girls
yeah thats his problem

for girls attractiveness literally doesnt matter at all, personality/interests are whats important

okay so i got a match whats the protocol now
you message her something to do with her bio/profile pics

so like "what kinda games are you into"


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
okay so i got a match whats the protocol now

Tell her that you're not fake, and that you don't fuck fake.

mm nah i think ill pass on that
Tell her the mere sight of your massive dong will bring her to orgasm

but what if she's a Decist????


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okay so i got a match whats the protocol now

Tell her that you're not fake, and that you don't fuck fake.

mm nah i think ill pass on that
Tell her the mere sight of your massive dong will bring her to orgasm

but what if she's a Decist????
Then she's not worth pursuing.


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okay so i got a match whats the protocol now
Proceed just like the simulation, soldier.