Need a secret santa gift for the hippest hipster you've ever met

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Following a standard response template, here's his list:

Food/Drink: 1) Coffee and Welcome Diner, but really anything local
Hobbies: 2) Go to shows, listen to records, read about urbanism
Authors: 3) Right now, I'm digging Aaron Cometbus, Paul Beatty, Ta-Nehisi Coates, and Sean Wilsey
Musicians: 4) Also, at the moment: Latterman, Human Behavior, Serengeti
Color 5) Black
Favorite place to shop: 6) Not the mall--In-person: Stinkweeds, Double Nickels Collective, Changing Hands. Online: No Idea Records, Pioneers Press, Justseeds Artist Collective
TV shows: 7) Synecdoche, New York; The Simpsons
Misc comments: 8­) Don't buy me anything from Amazon, please. Really, what I'd hope is that the gift-giver would go somewhere and find something unique and/or DIY

I have no idea what to do. I don't even live where he lives so I can't do any of the local stuff unless I wait to buy a week before the party.

Any thoughts from you our hipster douchebags of Sep7agon?
Last Edit: December 08, 2015, 02:52:06 PM by Have A Holly Jolly Turkey


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http://www.luisaviaroma.com/index.aspx?gclid=Cj0KEQiAnJqzBRCW0rGWnKnckOIBEiQA6qDBap3q1fCnwYaWMV-T3JNIIUh4xVsYAvYjbPTiOc4tB94aAogP8P8HAQ#ItemSrv.ashx|SeasonId=61I&CollectionId=065&ItemId=1&SeasonMemoCode=actual&GenderMemoCode=men&VendorColorId=V0hJVEU1&CategoryId=&SubLineId=accessories&mkwid=s_dm&pcrid=76057987716&pkw=&pmt=


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http://www.luisaviaroma.com/index.aspx?gclid=Cj0KEQiAnJqzBRCW0rGWnKnckOIBEiQA6qDBap3q1fCnwYaWMV-T3JNIIUh4xVsYAvYjbPTiOc4tB94aAogP8P8HAQ#ItemSrv.ashx|SeasonId=61I&CollectionId=065&ItemId=1&SeasonMemoCode=actual&GenderMemoCode=men&VendorColorId=V0hJVEU1&CategoryId=&SubLineId=accessories&mkwid=s_dm&pcrid=76057987716&pkw=&pmt=

Nope, if they can advertise with models they're not local or independent enough.


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He sounds like a complete ass.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Get him a Lego


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Get this asswipe a ukulele.

Although he probably already has a few.


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Get him a homemade coconut.


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does this stuff even work?
Buy him a coffee cup.


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Buy him a barbie doll.

Or a noose.


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Vampire Weekend on vinyl


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Pair of russet leather hiking boots from a local shoemaker.


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Get of my lawn
1 hour with a high price hooker


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Weave him a basket or make him a bird house out of popsicle sticks.


 
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Neutral Milk Hotel on vinyl

They're mainstream now fam.


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Okay, so I got him a book written by a local poet from my town, a CD by a local ska band, a local news magazine (he's a journalist and loves that shit), and I'm gonna get him his favorite kind of beer from a local brewery.

I had to use Amazon for the book, so hopefully that pisses him off.

He sounds like a complete ass.
Eh, he just really likes supporting small businesses and the community you live in. He's a really cool guy, but super liberal.
Last Edit: December 08, 2015, 02:56:28 PM by Have A Holly Jolly Turkey