RC: You were cleared by AdSense and was summoned to Google.
Cheat: Officer Nasty was my handler...
Nasty: This is it!
RC: Why Google?
Cheat: Nasty didn't tell me. Didn't have weed.
Septy: Threads are ready, sire, Welcome to Google.
-Nasty and Cheat walk to a limo-
Nasty: We're gay.
-They enter the limo-
Cheat: Forum Moderator, IcyWind.
Icy: Your blackness precedes you, faggot.
Slash: Step on it.
-police start up their engines and they take off-
Icy: Nothing less than our forum security is at stake. He has no fear. No fear. No weakness. This is Comms Officer. I believe you two have already kissed.
-Icy hands Cheat a profile-
Cheat: When do I blacklist him?
Icy: We're lucky to have you back, Cheat.
-They arrive and are walking through the lobby-
Icy: The homo couple.
-Rocketman at reception-
Rocket: He's here.
Cheat: I felt like the police were watching us. Watching me.Back then you couldn't trust white people. Sometimes, even yourself.
RC: That's why we're here, Cheat, to see if I can trust you.
Icy: The gayest people in the world, right here. 24/7. It never ends.
RC: I was watching you the whole time...
Cheat: That's not possible.
RC: I was in Google.
Icy: Please tell them we're here.
-they pass a few checkpoints-
Icy: Distinguished members.
Cheat: I remember. I kept seeing nameplates. I cou.. I couldn't resist stealing them!
-They enter the elevator-
Icy: He's waiting.
Cheat: I felt.. Something robbing me.
RC: What, Cheat?
Icy: The nerve center. I believe I'm correct when our forums has been saved more than one in this site.
Cheat: I don't know.. Felt like I was in a dream.. Step 2, ascend from darkness. Step 3, rain fire.
RC: You were getting close to the nameplate. It was there.
Nasty: It never gets old. Overwhelming, isn't it?
Icy: Not yet.
-They reach the room-
Nasty: Thank you, gay monitor. Good luck, Cheat.
-Cheat sits his faggot ass down-
Icy: Mr. forum master.
Mr. P: Black Man Cheat.
Cheat: A great honor, Master Ninja.
Mr. P: Press F to sit the fuck down. We are in grave danger from the Dreks. Our rules, Our very way of shitposting is at risk. Comms Officer.
-Cheat imagines pulling out his swage gun-
Psy: I'm told you are the very best Jew we ever had. Anywhere. You will need to be. Mr. Lancer, take care of it.
U.S.N.S