Naru's anus is defenseless.

Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:17:31 PM
How does one protect anus?
By installing an anal bunker.
Your pants will suffice, no?

Do you wish to test that theory?

Epsira · October 25, 2015, 12:32:47 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:28:33 PM

Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:17:31 PM
How does one protect anus?
By installing an anal bunker.
Your pants will suffice, no?

Not against full-contact penile strikes. You'll still feel the tip of the blast.

Nexus · October 25, 2015, 12:33:16 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:05:56 PM

I just wake up and see this

That's what you get for sleeping till noon like a faggot.

True Turquoise · October 25, 2015, 12:34:11 PM

Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 12:32:47 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:17:31 PM
How does one protect anus?
By installing an anal bunker.
Your pants will suffice, no?
Not against full-contact penile strikes. You'll still feel the tip of the blast.

But that very protective layer gives you time to haul-ass.

Epsira · October 25, 2015, 12:36:45 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:34:11 PM

Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 12:32:47 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:17:31 PM
How does one protect anus?
By installing an anal bunker.
Your pants will suffice, no?
Not against full-contact penile strikes. You'll still feel the tip of the blast.
But that very protective layer gives you time to haul-ass.

Or kick-ass, don't forget the kicking!

True Turquoise · October 25, 2015, 12:37:07 PM

Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 12:36:45 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:34:11 PM
Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 12:32:47 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: Epsira on October 25, 2015, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:17:31 PM
How does one protect anus?
By installing an anal bunker.
Your pants will suffice, no?
Not against full-contact penile strikes. You'll still feel the tip of the blast.
But that very protective layer gives you time to haul-ass.
Or kick-ass, don't forget the kicking!

yes!

Naru · October 25, 2015, 12:37:11 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2015, 12:33:16 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:05:56 PM
I just wake up and see this
That's what you get for sleeping till noon like a faggot.

It's barely 1040 you nigger

Nexus · October 25, 2015, 12:39:23 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:37:11 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2015, 12:33:16 PM
Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:05:56 PM
I just wake up and see this
That's what you get for sleeping till noon like a faggot.
It's barely 1040 you nigger

That's what you get for sleeping in California Spic.

Naru · October 25, 2015, 01:00:33 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2015, 12:39:23 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:37:11 PM
Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2015, 12:33:16 PM
Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:05:56 PM
I just wake up and see this
That's what you get for sleeping till noon like a faggot.
It's barely 1040 you nigger
That's what you get for sleeping in California Spic.

What the fuck i don't even live there

Nexus · October 25, 2015, 01:08:29 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 01:00:33 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2015, 12:39:23 PM
Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:37:11 PM
Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2015, 12:33:16 PM
Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:05:56 PM
I just wake up and see this
That's what you get for sleeping till noon like a faggot.
It's barely 1040 you nigger
That's what you get for sleeping in California Spic.
What the fuck i don't even live there

That's what you get for not knowing where you live.

Blonic the Fluxmeister · October 25, 2015, 01:16:15 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 01:00:33 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2015, 12:39:23 PM
Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:37:11 PM
Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2015, 12:33:16 PM
Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:05:56 PM
I just wake up and see this
That's what you get for sleeping till noon like a faggot.
It's barely 1040 you nigger
That's what you get for sleeping in California Spic.
What the fuck i don't even live there

Yeah, you live in my sex dungeon.

Luis · October 25, 2015, 01:16:58 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 25, 2015, 12:05:56 PM

I just wake up and see this

Lube up faggot

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Epsira · October 25, 2015, 01:23:47 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on October 25, 2015, 01:21:35 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:17:31 PM
How does one protect anus?
You hire me as an anus bootyguard.

ftfy

Doctor Doom · October 25, 2015, 01:24:09 PM

Anal bodyguarding is a lucrative profession.

FearlessSpartan · October 25, 2015, 02:15:03 PM

Quote from: Return To sEnder on October 25, 2015, 12:04:01 PM

Do it

Solonoid · October 25, 2015, 02:49:45 PM

But he's not a rapper.

R o c k e t · October 25, 2015, 03:44:02 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on October 25, 2015, 12:17:31 PM

How does one protect anus?

Put on your space suit