My water kettle which I boil water in was just whistling and boiling, and I listened to it and thought "my tea kettle is making the big nigger". I like associating random events with the word nigger, it's a strange thing. Probably because we associate the word nigger with strange things, for strange reasons. So I felt inspired to use it in my own way inspired by the phonetic pop which the word makes. One makes a reving sound with ones vocal chords as if revving a motorcycle nnnNNNIGGERRRRrrrrrr. The n is held, the IGGER come quick, and the r trails off like a leaving train. A full rev up, acceleration, and then departure, as real as time's passing itself.

Also, I have an autobiographical story to tell. A nigger stole. This is my 3 word story, but there was in fact an armed nigger who robbed a student at my college at gunpoint recently. Of course one must not generalize based on a handful of people, of course. I have nothing against black people whatsoever. But have you ever read Nabokov? He had an appreciation for literature which pushed the edge.

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Oh come on. You should at least give me points for style.

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Oh come on. You should at least give me points for style.

The day I give you a point for style is the day Bungie announces they're bring the old flood forum back and Mitsubishi brings back the Evo

Such hate I do not deserve.

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Oh come on. You should at least give me points for style.

The day I give you a point for style is the day Bungie announces they're bring the old flood forum back and Mitsubishi brings back the Evo

RIP Evo

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Quote from: Casper on April 07, 2019, 03:06:58 PM

I too have a tea kettle, but I use it for making coffee

So do I. With my french press.

I just use a little strainer I have, put it a filter.  The strainer is just the right size to sit on top of my mug-bowl

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, that's rich.