BAAAHAHAHAA hAHAHAHAHahHAHhaha AHhahahhahaha *draws breath* hHAHAhAhahhaHAHAAhAhahaa ahahahahaaHAHAHAAAA!

Oh man... that's some funny shit. Vegans are simply nothing more than faggots thinking they are taking some kind of idiotic moral high ground. NO HUMAN on this PLANET survives without killing something to sustain their life. So you don't eat animals. Or animal by-products. You eat plants. Plants are life. Even eating nothing but lab-harvested proteins and other nutrients has killed life of some kind. The clothes they wear are plants being killed. Even synthetics will have been produced with something being killed.

Machines require energy to run, and those machines are built by sacrificing life at some point. The buildings they machines are built in, that land was cleared of life. Vegans kill bacteria just by walking around, that's life being destroyed. Scratching, yup - killing life. Washing yourself - killing life.

Face it, no matter how hard you try, you are a murderer. Either on a macroscopic level, or a microscopic level, and anywhere in between. So spare me the high horse soapboxing. Vegans are no better than any other human. The only difference is they've deluded themselves into thinking they're some kind of fucking special people. The reality is they're special, all right. Special as in fucking retarded.

Bovine byproducts - this is only the tip of the iceberg.

Circle of life.

Just an hero already

Numb digger worst guy ever

Spiiler)I actually just want to keep the hate flowing (Spoiler

>tfw this is a bait pasta from 4chinz

solution: don't get bit by a snake

derp

or, recognize that you're using the snake venom to save your life--which is a far greater cause than simply satiating your hunger.

Not even gonna read 5 words.

Vegetarian master reace!

We're talking about Vegans here, vegetarians don't matter.

Vegans are just betas who can't get any pussy