My Statistics Professor Was Arrested...

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... For having sexual relations with a student when she was a high school teacher.

On Oct. 17th, she started teaching a Statistics express course at Collin Community College. She said that she had been a high school teacher "last year", not mentioning that she had only ceased being a high school teacher 16 days prior.

On Nov. 19th, she sent out a message to all of us saying she "felt ill". She sent out a similar message the next class.

The class after that, we learned from the Assistant Dean that she had called that day telling the administration she wouldn't bs able to finish the semester. We now know why.

Ends up she had actually neglected to teach us anything beyond the basic concepts, so we are very behind. This explains why I was actually doing somewhat well in a math class.
Last Edit: December 05, 2016, 10:10:58 PM by Mmmmm Napalm


 
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your link doesn't work
Should now.


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That's so hot
Why can't this shit ever happen to me

Hope you get back on track in your class tho


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Maybe it's just me. I find it odd that you can see the "this person's got issues" look through eyes alone.


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Maybe it's just me. I find it odd that you can see the "this person's got issues" look through eyes alone.

Human fascination with eyes has never made sense

She's in jail for fucking a 16 year old
Plus she doesn't have makeup on

It's nothing


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Maybe it's just me. I find it odd that you can see the "this person's got issues" look through eyes alone.

Human fascination with eyes has never made sense

She's in jail for fucking a 16 year old
Plus she doesn't have makeup on

It's nothing

I can give you that on account of the fact that she's in prison. Most people don't usually give a smile for mugshots. And if they do, then they usually have that case of crazy eyes. Go figure.


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My Spanish teacher from high school was arrested earlier this year for having sex with a student and making porn

Don't know what happened after though


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Something like this happened in my school's geology department. It was all legal and consensual, but against school policy, so the prof got suspended, or as the students put it, "uplifted."

Then a wave of geology jokes centering around "thrust" faults, Moh's scale of mineral "hardness," "drilling," etc. followed. 


 
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Your statistics professor was arrested?

What are the odds of that?


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Your statistics professor was arrested?

What are the odds of that?

... Get out.


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It's so fucking irritating when you open a mobile link with a PC.

http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/snapchat-leads-to-sexual-relationship-between-plano-teacher-student/363063857 Fixed it.


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What strikes me about these female statutory rape charges is that they always end up having to pay some fine or something, never jail time, or an equivalent sentence that would be given to a male perpetrator.


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Plano sucks hard man.

Bet she does too.


 
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My Spanish teacher from high school was arrested earlier this year for having sex with a student and making porn

Don't know what happened after though
Link the porn


 
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What strikes me about these female statutory rape charges is that they always end up having to pay some fine or something, never jail time, or an equivalent sentence that would be given to a male perpetrator.
It shouldn't surprise you at this point

Sentences are always easier on women then men. Same with whites as opposed to blacks.


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What strikes me about these female statutory rape charges is that they always end up having to pay some fine or something, never jail time, or an equivalent sentence that would be given to a male perpetrator.
It shouldn't surprise you at this point

Sentences are always easier on women then men. Same with whites as opposed to blacks.

Maybe niggers should stop violating our laws then


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What strikes me about these female statutory rape charges is that they always end up having to pay some fine or something, never jail time, or an equivalent sentence that would be given to a male perpetrator.
It shouldn't surprise you at this point

Sentences are always easier on women then men. Same with whites as opposed to blacks.
Actually that's because there's a better chance of getting jail time if you're already in jail and not facing trial from bail. On record, a far higher percentage of whites than blacks pay bail in the united states. Other than monetary restrictions, the reasons for this cultural malalignment elude me.


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Oh yeah well one of my teachers murdered their estranged lover and tried to hide the body


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Fuck man, why is everyone so fucking horny these days?
The only thing I'm horny for is puns


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Fuck man, why is everyone so fucking horny these days?
The only thing I'm horny for is puns

I'm a little horny, like an infant rhino.


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Fuck man, why is everyone so fucking horny these days?
The only thing I'm horny for is puns
I'm a little horny, like an infant rhino.
That's not a pun, it's just ambiguous. You're not really implying anything since infant rhinos aren't horny for sex.


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Oh someone posted that on Facebook, and was like "awwww shit, this kid's got game", and the article said the same thing.  They're just about as disgusting as your prof.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Fuck man, why is everyone so fucking horny these days?
The only thing I'm horny for is puns
I'm a little horny, like an infant rhino.
That's not a pun, it's just ambiguous. You're not really implying anything since infant rhinos aren't horny for sex.

Who said it was a pun?


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Fuck man, why is everyone so fucking horny these days?
The only thing I'm horny for is puns
I'm a little horny, like an infant rhino.
That's not a pun, it's just ambiguous. You're not really implying anything since infant rhinos aren't horny for sex.
It's called a play on words and it's in the same comic family as puns.

Ya dip.