Two are doing their very best to take care of the household, and shell out all their money every check to buy groceries, or pay bills.

One buys all of the herb that comes into the house, and everyone else just gives him money. He'll sometimes pinch off some out of other people's shares, and I don't think the prices he gives us are accurate figures.

The last one is the worst.

He constantly acts like he's broke to get other people in the house to buy his gas, and eats out all the time in secret, all the while the rest of us are trying to pool our money to buy groceries for the house, that he ends up eating, even though he never contributes for them. He bums cigarettes off of everyone else, even though he has his own, and he always pretends he doesn't have any, so nobody ever questions it. Once we gave him the rent money and he came home with a PS4.

Wat do?

Kick the fucker out, Holy shit don't let him leech off you guys like that.

He's the primary leaseholder.

I'm taking over custody of the lease in January.

my roommate's probably a better cook than you

Probably.

I can cook just about anything (made a couple pounds of corned beef last week) but its not going to come out fantastic every time.

It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum.

When you have a roommate not pulling his weight you correct it. We hand out beatings like candy around here.

That could explain why people keep leaving...