my penis cannot get any more erect

Naru · October 01, 2015, 11:06:12 PM

The Martian is coming tomorrow and I'm going to see it. WHY ARE YOU NOT SEEING IT? IT'S GOING TO BE MATT DAMON MAKING FUNNY POOP JOKES TO NASA

HYPE TRAIN CHOO CHOO

N/A · October 01, 2015, 11:06:56 PM

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October 01, 2015, 11:06:57 PM

Why does Matt Damon making poop jokes get you sexually aroused?

Naru · October 01, 2015, 11:07:40 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on October 01, 2015, 11:06:56 PM

Pics of dick?

Only when I'm drunk

Naru · October 01, 2015, 11:08:30 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on October 01, 2015, 11:06:57 PM

Why does Matt Damon making poop jokes get you sexually aroused?

Why do feet get you aroused? Yea fuck you, it's my story, not yours

N/A · October 01, 2015, 11:09:22 PM

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Naru · October 01, 2015, 11:10:10 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on October 01, 2015, 11:09:22 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 01, 2015, 11:07:40 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on October 01, 2015, 11:06:56 PM
Pics of dick?
Only when I'm drunk
I can do that. I got alcohol, wanna Netflix and chill?

I'll need wine before i do such activities

N/A · October 01, 2015, 11:11:34 PM

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Naru · October 01, 2015, 11:12:22 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on October 01, 2015, 11:11:34 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 01, 2015, 11:10:10 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on October 01, 2015, 11:09:22 PM
Quote from: Naru on October 01, 2015, 11:07:40 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on October 01, 2015, 11:06:56 PM
Pics of dick?
Only when I'm drunk
I can do that. I got alcohol, wanna Netflix and chill?
I'll need wine before i do such activities
I don't have wine, Grey Goose or Jim Beam okay?

Wine is the only alcohol i can tolerate and you know this..

NEXT!

October 01, 2015, 11:13:31 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 01, 2015, 11:08:30 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on October 01, 2015, 11:06:57 PM
Why does Matt Damon making poop jokes get you sexually aroused?
Why do feet get you aroused?

N/A · October 01, 2015, 11:13:49 PM

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Naru · October 01, 2015, 11:14:54 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on October 01, 2015, 11:13:49 PM

Quote from: Naru on October 01, 2015, 11:12:22 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on October 01, 2015, 11:11:34 PM
Quote from: Naru on October 01, 2015, 11:10:10 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on October 01, 2015, 11:09:22 PM
Quote from: Naru on October 01, 2015, 11:07:40 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on October 01, 2015, 11:06:56 PM
Pics of dick?
Only when I'm drunk
I can do that. I got alcohol, wanna Netflix and chill?
I'll need wine before i do such activities
I don't have wine, Grey Goose or Jim Beam okay?
Wine is the only alcohol i can tolerate and you know this..

NEXT!
Wow, you're gayer than me.

I'll buy some wine for you, I expect a good time in return.

i want red wine. the wet, but sweet kind. none of the shitty non imports

Kiwicake · October 01, 2015, 11:20:50 PM

I'm going to see it like tomorrow

EXCITED YES

Naru · October 01, 2015, 11:22:43 PM

Quote from: Fruit on October 01, 2015, 11:20:50 PM

I'm going to see it like tomorrow

EXCITED YES

CHOO

CHOO

Ushan · October 01, 2015, 11:28:38 PM

I'm going to go see it with my dad on Saturday.

Doctor Doom · October 01, 2015, 11:29:12 PM

Mine can.

human24 · October 02, 2015, 04:31:39 PM

Ew movies.

gats · October 02, 2015, 04:32:22 PM

sigh, another movie i won't get to watch until it's released on dvd

Cindy · October 02, 2015, 04:32:37 PM

Naru stop stealing my waifu

Naru · October 02, 2015, 06:31:24 PM

Quote from: Cindo on October 02, 2015, 04:32:37 PM

Naru stop stealing my waifu

But... The doujins were so arousingly... Unexplainable

Naru · October 02, 2015, 06:32:01 PM

Also, awesome movie. Wished they put some more humor tbh