This week I've done some boxing training, and I've been losing weight like crazy while eating myself full until my stomach can't take it anymore. If I keep eating more my stomach isn't gonna hurt, I'm just gonna feel strange, because my body wants the food. Nothing is excess for it, because it knows how hard my boxing training is. Once I get better I'll do even more intense training, and I'll be able to eat 6000 calories each day of food I love just to keep the weight.

With my personality, my pretty face, and my body I'll have all that I desire.
I'll have the athleticism, the aesthetic body, the ability to take down bears with my punches, the grappling skills to wrestle alligators, and I'll have all the food I can eat, and then some.

Huh

But you'll still be a faggot.

Nahh, I'm not really a faggot.