My mom just bought me 60 condoms for university

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Hey no bullying


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uhhh...

- korrie
oh


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You know at least she acknowledges you have sexual interest and is open with you about it. What I would do to have my parents talk to me about sex normally instead of abstinencr till marriage is a must.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
All extra small too


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uhhh...

- korrie
lol they're probably for your friends


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No but i don't understand how flavored condoms work, explain pls
you keep the flavoured condom on at all times, then take it off for a bj and your dick tastes like strawberrys.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
No but i don't understand how flavored condoms work, explain pls
you keep the flavoured condom on at all times, then take it off for a bj and your dick tastes like strawberrys.
erm no lol
the outer layer is flavoured in case a girl doesn't like the taste of dick


 
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fuck you
Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
I hear you can eat them
eat them


 
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No but i don't understand how flavored condoms work, explain pls
you keep the flavoured condom on at all times, then take it off for a bj and your dick tastes like strawberrys.
erm no lol
the outer layer is flavoured in case a girl doesn't like the taste of dick
She isn't a girl then


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
I hear you can eat them
eat them
RUBBER


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
No but i don't understand how flavored condoms work, explain pls
you keep the flavoured condom on at all times, then take it off for a bj and your dick tastes like strawberrys.
erm no lol
the outer layer is flavoured in case a girl doesn't like the taste of dick
She isn't a girl then
i dunno maybe some guys have nasty dicks so a flavoured condom is preferable


 
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The Rage....
No but i don't understand how flavored condoms work, explain pls
you keep the flavoured condom on at all times, then take it off for a bj and your dick tastes like strawberrys.
erm no lol
the outer layer is flavoured in case a girl doesn't like the taste of dick
She isn't a girl then
i dunno maybe some guys have nasty dicks so a flavoured condom is preferable
Come to think of it, i wouldn't wanna suck your paki dick


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And you'll have 60 when you come back home.
Damn right.

I fuck bareback, unlike faggots such as yourself.
U wut m8? I bareback buttholes right after they take a dump without wiping.


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OP house. But instead of balloons their condoms



 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
No but i don't understand how flavored condoms work, explain pls
you keep the flavoured condom on at all times, then take it off for a bj and your dick tastes like strawberrys.
erm no lol
the outer layer is flavoured in case a girl doesn't like the taste of dick
She isn't a girl then
i dunno maybe some guys have nasty dicks so a flavoured condom is preferable
Come to think of it, i wouldn't wanna suck your paki dick
stfu you will take this black bean burrito and you will enjoy it


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No but i don't understand how flavored condoms work, explain pls
you keep the flavoured condom on at all times, then take it off for a bj and your dick tastes like strawberrys.
erm no lol
the outer layer is flavoured in case a girl doesn't like the taste of dick
Spoiler


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Feet first into fun!
The day before I left my dad walked in the do, threw a box of condoms at me and said "people die from the shit".


 
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Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
Some people don't like swallowing.
I don't know why they wouldn't. Cum's tasty.
I know, right?
kill your collective selves


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Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
Some people don't like swallowing.
I don't know why they wouldn't. Cum's tasty.
I know, right?
kill your collective selves
Look on the bright side, we're swallowing the seed rather than using it to bring new life into the world without their consent.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh


 
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Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
Some people don't like swallowing.
I don't know why they wouldn't. Cum's tasty.
I know, right?
kill your collective selves
Look on the bright side, we're swallowing the seed rather than using it to bring new life into the world without their consent.
sure

i'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but like

not in public PLZANDTY


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If You Are A False Don't Entry
And you'll have 60 when you come back home.
hahahahahahaha oh man.


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I got a condom in my freshman orientation package


I haven't gotten a use of it yet


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I love you, son.
my parents did that for my brother...im not sure if they've done it for me...


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
my parents did that for my brother...im not sure if they've done it for me...
they know you're the loser of the family


 
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Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
Some people don't like swallowing.
I don't know why they wouldn't. Cum's tasty.

Absolutely not.


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