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My mom just bought me 60 condoms for university

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
20 regular, 20 ribbed and 20 flavoured.

What the fuck is wrong with my family.

 
 
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fuck you
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20 flavoured.

what

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on September 13, 2015, 07:32:53 AM
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20 flavoured.

what
you know, for playing

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on September 13, 2015, 07:32:53 AM
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20 flavoured.

what
so you can eat them when you're done.

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What did she say?

Lets pay for that course, now go fuck some bitches?

 
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My parents asked if I needed them while I was in college, jokingly.

 
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And you'll have 60 when you come back home.

 
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forget uni use them all on her

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
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Quote from: e.e on September 13, 2015, 10:13:35 AM
Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
Some people don't like swallowing.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 13, 2015, 10:26:27 AM
Quote from: e.e on September 13, 2015, 10:13:35 AM
Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
*raises hand*
But...rubber

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Quote from: Casper on September 13, 2015, 10:26:50 AM
Quote from: e.e on September 13, 2015, 10:13:35 AM
Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
Some people don't like swallowing.
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No kidding!               πŸ…±
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Quote from: Casper on September 13, 2015, 10:26:50 AM
Quote from: e.e on September 13, 2015, 10:13:35 AM
Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
Some people don't like swallowing.
I don't know why they wouldn't. Cum's tasty.
I know, right?

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 13, 2015, 10:28:43 AM
Quote from: e.e on September 13, 2015, 10:26:59 AM
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 13, 2015, 10:26:27 AM
Quote from: e.e on September 13, 2015, 10:13:35 AM
Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
*raises hand*
But...rubber
Well, they could always blow their load into the condom and then you can suck it clean.
oh christ

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 13, 2015, 10:30:31 AM
Quote from: e.e on September 13, 2015, 10:29:05 AM
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 13, 2015, 10:28:43 AM
Quote from: e.e on September 13, 2015, 10:26:59 AM
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 13, 2015, 10:26:27 AM
Quote from: e.e on September 13, 2015, 10:13:35 AM
Really, whats the point of the flavored ones?

Like are you meant to suck that? Who the hell would want to suck that?
*raises hand*
But...rubber
Well, they could always blow their load into the condom and then you can suck it clean.
oh christ
Turned on now?
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e.e pretending like that shit grosses him out when in reality he loves it

 
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Quote from: Lord Starch on September 13, 2015, 09:03:01 AM
And you'll have 60 when you come back home.
Damn right.

I fuck bareback, unlike faggots such as yourself.

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
GOT EM

 
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No but i don't understand how flavored condoms work, explain pls

 
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Quote from: Awoo~ on September 13, 2015, 11:17:09 AM
Quote from: Naru on September 13, 2015, 11:13:05 AM
No but i don't understand how flavored condoms work, explain pls
*puts condom on*
*opens Gasai's mouth*
No you're old

 
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The Rage....
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 13, 2015, 11:18:57 AM
Quote from: Naru on September 13, 2015, 11:17:34 AM
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 13, 2015, 11:17:09 AM
Quote from: Naru on September 13, 2015, 11:13:05 AM
No but i don't understand how flavored condoms work, explain pls
*puts condom on*
*opens Gasai's mouth*
No you're old
I'm only 23, don't be mean.
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You can't fool me

 
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