My life story...

MerciBuckets · October 24, 2015, 03:41:23 PM

>Am complete betafag
>New girl joins class senior year 8/10
>Damn it now's my chance
>Have enough courage to go introduce myself
>I walk over to her and forget how to human
>Say the most autistic thing i can think of
>"Nice looks you got there"
>After a strange look from her and realizing what I just said full blow autism kicks in
>Make a stupid face to pretend it was a joke and lean on nearby desk
>Every face turns to me as desk tips and i crash into femanons lap
>I realize my life is now over, i look up at her blushed and teary
>Smiling at me she says, "Hi im femanon"
>Jesustakethewheel.jpg
>Oh im so sorry, I just wanted to welcome you, Im MerciBuckets, I say back like a fucking alpha
>Have intelligent conversation with her all period
>Cant believe it when she offers me her number, take it and shake
>Eventually we part ways to go home and I decide to text her "Hey did you figure out the math homework?"
>Nearly an hour later she responds to me with this...
>"All you have to do is read the first letter of every line silly

"

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 24, 2015, 03:42:45 PM

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g💚jira · October 24, 2015, 03:43:16 PM

DAS B00T x2 · October 24, 2015, 03:44:41 PM

DOO DOO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

MerciBuckets · October 24, 2015, 03:47:22 PM

Sry i am shitposter

Mattie G Indahouse · October 24, 2015, 04:14:30 PM

Was there no spaghetti falling out of your pocket?

A salt rifle · October 24, 2015, 04:15:28 PM

Oh, wow, a "read every first letter of this greentext" greentext, revealing the name to be John Cena; I am flabbergasted!

I am not even going to criticise how you used the wrong shade of green.

Oh · October 24, 2015, 04:18:12 PM

i am a mod here and i am going to ban you

Elai · October 24, 2015, 04:22:21 PM

Oh wait, nevermind.

Kiwicake · October 24, 2015, 04:26:11 PM

and his name is joh cena

Kitsune 狐 · October 24, 2015, 04:28:29 PM

Marry her

Doctor Doom · October 24, 2015, 05:14:00 PM

Would have worked if I hadn't noticed before I got to the end.

R o c k e t · October 24, 2015, 06:37:17 PM

seen it

challengerX · October 24, 2015, 07:11:01 PM

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Korra · October 24, 2015, 09:12:36 PM