She's going to be really mad when she finds out.EDIT: Will people stop asking me to post the source or a picture, this is a joke that it is why it is here instead of in mildlyinterestng.The truth is my girlfriend tried to be a porn star but the producer said to her "come back in 5 or 6 years when you turn 16"
"come back in 5 or 6 years when you turn 16"
Disregarding the fact that this is a joke thread, I seriously cannot comprehend how porn stars or strippers get into relationships. Who the hell would be okay with their significant other doing those acts with other people?
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 14, 2014, 05:49:39 PMQuote from: The First Noelle on December 14, 2014, 05:48:22 PMDisregarding the fact that this is a joke thread, I seriously cannot comprehend how porn stars or strippers get into relationships. Who the hell would be okay with their significant other doing those acts with other people?They probably see the money and think "I'm okay with this"But relationships are not about money. I would not want people touching or fucking my partner all the time, or ever. I would be fucking pissed if someone even saw them naked or was trying to flirt with them. I sometimes feel like I am the only one who thinks this way too, and it is fucking sad.
Quote from: The First Noelle on December 14, 2014, 05:48:22 PMDisregarding the fact that this is a joke thread, I seriously cannot comprehend how porn stars or strippers get into relationships. Who the hell would be okay with their significant other doing those acts with other people?They probably see the money and think "I'm okay with this"
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on December 14, 2014, 06:04:33 PMQuote from: The First Noelle on December 14, 2014, 05:48:22 PMDisregarding the fact that this is a joke thread, I seriously cannot comprehend how porn stars or strippers get into relationships. Who the hell would be okay with their significant other doing those acts with other people?If I could get into a relationship with Sasha gray, you're damn right I would flick that flappy vagina.Plus you know she's experienced which is a good thing."Have fun at work today, getting fucked by dudes and eating their cum. I cannot wait to kiss you tonight and taste it and have sex, which will be completely meaningless between us."
Quote from: The First Noelle on December 14, 2014, 05:48:22 PMDisregarding the fact that this is a joke thread, I seriously cannot comprehend how porn stars or strippers get into relationships. Who the hell would be okay with their significant other doing those acts with other people?If I could get into a relationship with Sasha gray, you're damn right I would flick that flappy vagina.Plus you know she's experienced which is a good thing.
My girlfriend is a porn star!
