Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AMWhy can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honorMy landlord is a chick.
Quote from: i cum in peace on August 04, 2017, 11:53:11 AMQuote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AMWhy can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honorMy landlord is a chick.Looks like you don't cum in peace after all...Also, this totes gives you bragging rights, or your gf watched too much porn and had a false idea of what sex sounds like.
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Tell her to stop faking orgasms
Me and my girl both came at the exact same time last nightShe says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehh
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 04:40:39 PMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 04, 2017, 02:37:09 PMMe and my girl both came at the exact same time last nightShe says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehhI managed to nut at the same time as the guy in the porn I was watching. Does that count?Congratulations you're gay now
Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 04, 2017, 02:37:09 PMMe and my girl both came at the exact same time last nightShe says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehhI managed to nut at the same time as the guy in the porn I was watching. Does that count?
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 06:10:27 PMQuote from: Flee on August 04, 2017, 05:34:57 PMQuote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 04:40:39 PMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 04, 2017, 02:37:09 PMMe and my girl both came at the exact same time last nightShe says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehhI managed to nut at the same time as the guy in the porn I was watching. Does that count?Congratulations you're gay nowI... I am? Is there a cure?You had an orgasm with a dick in your hand while watching a guy cum. That's pretty damn gay dude. There's no known cure, but some people have had success with electroshock therapy.
Quote from: Flee on August 04, 2017, 05:34:57 PMQuote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 04:40:39 PMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 04, 2017, 02:37:09 PMMe and my girl both came at the exact same time last nightShe says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehhI managed to nut at the same time as the guy in the porn I was watching. Does that count?Congratulations you're gay nowI... I am? Is there a cure?
Quote from: i cum in peace on August 04, 2017, 11:53:11 AMQuote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AMWhy can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honorMy landlord is a chick.Invite her
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 04, 2017, 06:24:01 PMQuote from: i cum in peace on August 04, 2017, 11:53:11 AMQuote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AMWhy can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honorMy landlord is a chick.Invite herThis is the right answer.
My girlfriend and I got ten separate noise complaints because of sex
