so i just went on my first date with a real girl last night and i am going to kill myself.
be 24 year old kissless virgin
walking down street to buy some chips
bump into old friend from highschool
get to talking
he doesn't know im still a huge loser virgin
asks if i want to go to the cinema with him and his gf
politely decline and tell him i just broke up with my gf and dont wanna go alone
tells me he will bring a female friend and maybe we'll hit it off, she would be interested in me
female interested in me
k
set date exchange numbers and part way
fast forward today, date night
never been on a date before
luckily i will be there with 3 other people
get to cinema extremely nervous
have not actually been in social situation like this ever
stand aroun text friend asking where they are
"sorry dude we cant make it, gf feeling sick. your date will still be there man, told her what you look like, have fun
"
jesus fucking christ
panic and get sweaty
immediately head towards exit
make eye contact with a 9/10 girl walking in
"hey are you...user? for the movie?" she says glancing up from her phone and back to me
fuck he sent her a pic she knows, but doesn't know what a huge fucking beta i am
"oh hey, yeppers that's me alright. let's do this!"
cant turn back now just gonna do this, like that transformers guy in the youtube video told me
buy popcorn and coke, head inside
find seats all at the back, hardly anyone there basically empty
get fear boner thinking this might be the night
show her to her seat then sit down 2nd
she takes out her phone and starts browsing facebook
want to make conversation but dont know what the fuck i should say
knot in my throat, feel how i am getting red in the face
want to just run out and go home
no way, i have prepared for such a moment all my life
lights turn off and movie starts playing
now or never
"let me just pop this here" i say as i place my hand on her knee
shes wearing a skirt so i am touching her skin
its really smooth and warm
first time touching a real girl its fucking awesome
suddenly she moves her leg away and inhales
"hey i need to use the bathroom quickly be right back" she says
"but you'll miss the start! well i can tell you about it when you come back, so hurry!"
"yeah no problem im sure you will"
5 min passed shes still gone; worry
10 min passed now i think she had an accidet and if i should ask someone if they have seen her
20 min passed don even know whats going on anymore in the movie
30 min later i realize shes not coming back
she left without saying bye
get text from highschool friend
"hows it going, do you like her?"
"no"
drive home extremely depressed and cry
never going with a girl again
My first date