AMA My dentist will love me

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:15:36 PM

As stated in a previous thread, I went to the Halloween party at the Magic Kingdom last night. Now the bag looks small, but that's roughly five pounds of candy. There's a surprising amount hiding in the bag and it's a lot bigger looking in person. AMA I guess.

Casper · September 21, 2016, 04:17:26 PM

Nigga it's September, at least wait till October for Halloween

Azumarill · September 21, 2016, 04:17:57 PM

does everything in that bag have chocolate in it

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:18:16 PM

Tell that to Bob Iger.

Quote from: Casper on September 21, 2016, 04:17:26 PM

Nigga it's September, at least wait till October for Halloween

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:18:50 PM

No, there's actually a lot of Starburst, life savers, and Skittles. Shit I don't eat.

Quote from: Azumarill on September 21, 2016, 04:17:57 PM

does everything in that bag have chocolate in it

DAS B00T x2 · September 21, 2016, 04:19:37 PM

Why the fuck is there Halloween parties already and why are you getting candy instead of getting fucking wasted?

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:21:25 PM

1. Disney starts their Halloween parties in September and ends them the first day of November, to give people a fair chance at being able to go to one by having it go on for two months. They do the same thing for Christmas because on November 2nd when all the Halloween decorations go down the Christmas decorations go up and the parties start immediately after.

2. I don't drink. Ever.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:19:37 PM

Why the fuck is there Halloween parties already and why are you getting candy instead of getting fucking wasted?

DAS B00T x2 · September 21, 2016, 04:23:09 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 04:21:25 PM

2. I don't drink. Ever.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:19:37 PM
Why the fuck is there Halloween parties already and why are you getting candy instead of getting fucking wasted?

FAAAAAAAAAG

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:24:04 PM

You'll be screaming that on your deathbed with a failing liver while I still have a good twenty years left on me.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:23:09 PM

FAAAAAAAAAG

Solonoid · September 21, 2016, 04:24:57 PM

I'm gonna get so fucking wasted on Halloween.

DAS B00T x2 · September 21, 2016, 04:27:32 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 04:24:04 PM

You'll be screaming that on your deathbed with a failing liver while I still have a good twenty years left on me.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:23:09 PM
FAAAAAAAAAG

pfft, bro by that time they'll be growing livers on trees for transplant.

Doctor Doom · September 21, 2016, 04:28:13 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 04:24:04 PM

You'll be screaming that on your deathbed with a failing liver while I still have a good twenty years left on me.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:23:09 PM
FAAAAAAAAAG

But will the diabetes be worth it?

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:28:58 PM

Why waste the money?

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:27:32 PM

pfft, bro by that time they'll be growing livers on trees for transplant.

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:29:42 PM

At least I know it'll be diabetes and not some form of cancer.

Quote from: Dio on September 21, 2016, 04:28:13 PM

But will the diabetes be worth it?

DAS B00T x2 · September 21, 2016, 04:29:52 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 04:28:58 PM

Why waste the money?

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:27:32 PM
pfft, bro by that time they'll be growing livers on trees for transplant.

To drink more

DAS B00T x2 · September 21, 2016, 04:30:15 PM

Quote from: Dio on September 21, 2016, 04:28:13 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 04:24:04 PM
You'll be screaming that on your deathbed with a failing liver while I still have a good twenty years left on me.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:23:09 PM
FAAAAAAAAAG

But will the diabetes be worth it?

yes

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:31:52 PM

Here's the thing Das, I could spend money on alcohol and then have to spend money on medical bills so I can continue to spend more money on alcohol.

Or I could not spend the money on alcohol and avoid having to spend money on the medical bills too. I don't need alcohol to have fun and enjoy myself.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:29:52 PM

To drink more

DAS B00T x2 · September 21, 2016, 04:32:27 PM

Spoken like a true square
Haha fuckin nerd

Solonoid · September 21, 2016, 04:32:49 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:29:52 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 04:28:58 PM
Why waste the money?

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:27:32 PM
pfft, bro by that time they'll be growing livers on trees for transplant.
To drink more

One of life's greatest callings.

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:33:35 PM

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

I've been called a square many times before, but its never stopped me from having fun.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:32:27 PM

Spoken like a true square
Haha fuckin nerd

Azumarill · September 21, 2016, 04:37:13 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 04:18:50 PM

No, there's actually a lot of Starburst, life savers, and Skittles. Shit I don't eat.

Quote from: Azumarill on September 21, 2016, 04:17:57 PM
does everything in that bag have chocolate in it

starburst and skittles are goat though

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:37:59 PM

Fruit candy is fucking nasty. Chocolate or bust.

Quote from: Azumarill on September 21, 2016, 04:37:13 PM

starburst and skittles are goat though

Solonoid · September 21, 2016, 04:41:23 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 04:37:59 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on September 21, 2016, 04:37:13 PM
starburst and skittles are goat though
Fruit candy is fucking nasty. Chocolate or bust.

This is incredibly narrow minded.

Bigot.

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:45:41 PM

You would be right if I hadn't tried it before. But I have and formed this opinion based on my experience. It's chewy, smelly crap.

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on September 21, 2016, 04:41:23 PM

This is incredibly narrow minded.

Bigot.

DAS B00T x2 · September 21, 2016, 04:46:07 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 04:37:59 PM

Fruit candy is fucking nasty. Chocolate or bust.

Quote from: Azumarill on September 21, 2016, 04:37:13 PM
starburst and skittles are goat though

Dude are you sure you're not gay?

Solonoid · September 21, 2016, 04:48:08 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 04:45:41 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on September 21, 2016, 04:41:23 PM
This is incredibly narrow minded.

Bigot.
You would be right if I hadn't tried it before. But I have and formed this opinion based on my experience. It's chewy, smelly crap.

Yeah, and based on my experience niggers are nasty, smelly, welfare monkeys, but if I say that then I'm a bigot.

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:51:08 PM

>I'm a fruity fag for not liking fruity shit

Oh I am laughing.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2016, 04:46:07 PM

Dude are you sure you're not gay?

Ian · September 21, 2016, 04:51:44 PM

Are you implying something here by chance?

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on September 21, 2016, 04:48:08 PM

Yeah, and based on my experience niggers are nasty, smelly, welfare monkeys, but if I say that then I'm a bigot.

clum clum · September 21, 2016, 05:20:13 PM

Omg I'm jealous

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