My cat keeps chewing on every electrical cable in the house

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 08, 2015, 02:56:34 AM

She completely meme'd my 25 foot ethernet cable which I keep coiled under my desk. Completely chewed through until she hit metal. She also chewed my computer's power cable and I'm pretty sure she either got shocked or she pulled the plug out of the wall a little because my laptop went into battery mode.

She also likes to chew on my actual computer. Any soft black plastic is food apparently.

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Fucking cats, man. But how can you stay mad at this?

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🂿 · February 08, 2015, 02:57:21 AM

Be thankful you still have yours. :/

big sponge · February 08, 2015, 02:59:35 AM

Idk man, when my cat was a kitten he'd chew on every wire he could find. It's why my wired xbox controller no longer works.

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 08, 2015, 03:03:24 AM

Quote from: LC on February 08, 2015, 02:59:35 AM

Idk man, when my cat was a kitten he'd chew on every wire he could find. It's why my wired xbox controller no longer works.

I thought the little fucker had broken my power cable (the end that is permanently attached to the brick). I was so pissed but I plugged it into a different port and it was all good.

Yeah, luckily I've managed to keep her from destroying anything to the point of it not working. The ethernet cable still works somehow. I have no idea how.

Girl of Mystery · February 08, 2015, 03:08:39 AM

Coat everything in rat poison

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 08, 2015, 03:16:00 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on February 08, 2015, 03:08:39 AM

Coat everything in rat poison

I covered all my cables in bitter no-bitey magic shit.

Girl of Mystery · February 08, 2015, 03:17:53 AM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 08, 2015, 03:16:00 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on February 08, 2015, 03:08:39 AM
Coat everything in rat poison
I covered all my cables in bitter no-bitey magic shit.

Rat poison is more effective

PietjeVM · February 08, 2015, 11:08:34 AM

Feed it bricks, destroy teeth

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 08, 2015, 12:24:46 PM

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Forgewolf · February 08, 2015, 12:42:24 PM

Either you need to play with your cat more.. or he's just being a little shit

gats · February 08, 2015, 12:45:01 PM

Mhmm give it your penis

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 02:24:30 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on February 08, 2015, 12:42:24 PM

Either you need to play with your cat more.. or he's just being a little shit

I play with this cat all the time. I think I'm her favorite though as she follows me around wherever I go. She plays fetch with pom-poms. If anyone even mentions the word "pom-pom" she'll make this crying noise meaning "let's fucking rock".

February 09, 2015, 05:20:08 PM

Get your cat to chew on the Cat V cable and take pics.

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 09, 2015, 05:21:48 PM

Quote from: V͙͎̺͑ͭ̽̌͑̒̌i̜ͫ̈́̑ͅe̱͙̳ͥ͂͊n on February 09, 2015, 05:20:08 PM

Get your cat to chew on the Cat V cable and take pics.

She's not getting near that thing. I already electrical taped the shit out of it.