It's big and heavy, so I get excited a bit 'cause it might have some good candy in it, but it's all trash. We have foamy candy in the bag, and foamy candy with sugar on top. There was some chocolate, but it was literally the two worst types. I'm sure he was yanking my chain

I've put the bag in the living room

 no idea what to do with it

throw it in the fridge for a few months and be the house at Halloween that everyone hates

Oh shit, when is Halloween? After watching quite a few Ross's Game Dungeon episodes I now value Halloween a bit more. 31 October

Time to make plans for it