My best friend is a Chad. He works out everyday and talks about his gains all the time. He's really a geeky gamer frat boy who loves Star Wars, COD, and horror games like Dead Space. It's really a funny mix. He's really a well rounded guy, but he also has had a tough time with women (despite all of my girl friends wanting to fuck him). His last relationship was mentally abusive that ended in a terrible breakup which is what fueled him to become a Chad. He's in a new relationship now with this girl who is sporty and awkwardly tall with a deep voice. The fam doesn't like her, but we've all been nice to him since we haven't had to deal with her for a couple of weeks.


The first time his girlfriend came to hang out with the fam she drank too much, and just left the house...we assumed she had just gotten an uber and left since she kept talking about her friends wanting her to go downtown with them. Later that night me and my girl friend walked down stairs to have girl talk away from the guys. My dog, Buttercup, starts growling and barking at the bushes. I assumed it was the guys because they were trying to spy on us by playing hide n' seek. I was a little nervous because Buttercup doesn't just bark and growl at nothing. I nervously said "haha Buttercup called you out. I know you're there" while I slowly creeped towards the bushes. It was dark outside, but I saw someone huddled in the bushes in the fetal position, I then noticed their shoes and it was Chad's girlfriend! I screamed for my girl friend to come over, she stayed with her while I ran inside to get the guys. Luckily she was fine and had just taken a 3 hour nap in the bushes in a pile of her own vomit. I was glad that we found her otherwise she would have spent all night out in the bushes!


She hung out with us again the following week after that happened, but she didn't drink and she wasn't amused that we were all playing Drunk Quest. She's gone on vacation for the past two weekends, and according to Chad she's going out of town again next weekend. She's not lying because I've seen some of the photos of her trips. The dilemma is our friend group really doesn't like her and makes fun of how she manspreads, has a really deep voice, and tries too hard to fit in with us.


How do I tell Chad that his girlfriend is really a man?

I think he'll figure out she's a man once the pants come off but he's not gay because fucking traps is not gay.

Quote from: Kleenex on July 03, 2017, 09:07:39 AM

Easy, just tell him to sleep with him. Problem solved.

They've already had sex multiple times lol

Then she's not a man.

Just doesn't make sense.

You're still alive?

You're still alive?

Yeah I've just been busy IRL with moving and everything
How have you been?

Yeah that's wild

Yeah my friends are p crazy.

Quote from: Kleenex on July 03, 2017, 09:32:51 AM

Quote from: Kitsuné on July 03, 2017, 09:22:12 AM

Quote from: Kleenex on July 03, 2017, 09:16:01 AM

Why would a stereotypical chad be fucking men?

Because Curry is delicious?

Curry is trash and also plays bad offense.

Curry = Traps

Is this what you mean?

i wish my gf had a penis

Quote from: Kleenex on July 03, 2017, 09:39:12 AM

Quote from: Kitsuné on July 03, 2017, 09:35:25 AM

Quote from: Kleenex on July 03, 2017, 09:32:51 AM

Quote from: Kitsuné on July 03, 2017, 09:22:12 AM

Quote from: Kleenex on July 03, 2017, 09:16:01 AM

Why would a stereotypical chad be fucking men?

Because Curry is delicious?

Curry is trash and also plays bad offense.

Curry = Traps

Is this what you mean?

more like this:

I see

my best friend is a slav

Your best friend is a slavE? that's so sad

Quote from: Kitsuné on July 03, 2017, 10:11:15 AM

Quote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on July 03, 2017, 10:03:39 AM

i wish my gf had a penis

wait you have a gf?

more like a sexual partner i guess

foiled again

Kill all chads

Quote from: Kitsuné on July 03, 2017, 09:31:54 AM

Quote from: 化粧室はどこですか//~ on July 03, 2017, 09:24:41 AM

You're still alive?

Yeah I've just been busy IRL with moving and everything
How have you been?

You moved?

Yeah into a bigger apartment. It's so much nicer we have a gaming room now.

Quote from: 化粧室はどこですか//~ on July 03, 2017, 12:06:20 PM

Quote from: Kitsuné on July 03, 2017, 09:31:54 AM

Quote from: 化粧室はどこですか//~ on July 03, 2017, 09:24:41 AM

You're still alive?

Yeah I've just been busy IRL with moving and everything
How have you been?

You moved?

Yeah into a bigger apartment. It's so much nicer we have a gaming room now.

Cheers