Most recent dream thread

post the most recent dream that you remember

i usually have really vivid dreams and last night i had a pretty weird one. i usually have an idea that they're dreams but they're never lucid enough to where i can control them

first i was in what looked like a persian marketplace, and everyone was decked out in some sort of arabian knights lookin clothing. i'm drawn into a shop covered by rugs and in it a really really beautiful woman is there, she looked like this

Spoiler

she was selling peaches and mangoes, probably a reference to this one song, and i was so attracted to her i wanted to buy them all but she wouldn't let me

then the scene changes and i'm in a colosseum, with everyone from my highschool in the seats. they were cheering me on and i think i was going to fight this hunter type dude, but for some reason we all start leaving and my friend says something to me about the fight and how next time it will be cool, then i say "yeah it doesn't really matter though because you're all dream people". the moment i say that everyone locks their eyes on me, my friend gets really angry and starts screaming stuff i can't understand so i panic and wake myself up.

dream interpreters what does this mean?

bad dream

I was doing a GTA 5 style Heist with Arrow at a bank.

We successfully pulled it off until Diablo showed up and we escaped via flushing ourselves down the toilet.

Then I woke up.

Joanne Wilcheiro: Divorced Bulgarian MILF with a D cup who teaches 6th grade at my primary school. I dreamt about having sex with her in this room during a cold, rainy morning... soften those erect, caramel nipples with my tongue... the scent of her shea butter body wash dilating my pupils... the flame in the fireplace reflecting off her emerald eyes.

I lucid dream so I can have all the dream sex I want

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From last night I remember being in a post apocalyptic city with my mother and three year old niece. We were running from a group of bandits into an old scholastic type building up to the top floor with said bandits pursuing. We all grab knives from a kitchen drawer and the first assailant appears in a doorway. I knock them over and command my niece to kill them. She, at three, deftly handles the blade and hacks at his neck like an ISIS executioner.
Her efforts are noble, but I have to finish the scoundrel myself, and I do by puncturing his throat vertically.
The rest of it becomes markedly less interesting after this point, with us largely running and pretending to be bandits to replace the man we slew.
I had another one but... I can't remember now :\

From last night I remember being in a post apocalyptic city with my mother and three year old niece. We were running from a group of bandits into an old scholastic type building up to the top floor with said bandits pursuing. We all grab knives from a kitchen drawer and the first assailant appears in a doorway. I knock them over and command my niece to kill them. She, at three, deftly handles the blade and hacks at his neck like an ISIS executioner.
Her efforts are noble, but I have to finish the scoundrel myself, and I do by puncturing his throat vertically.
The rest of it becomes markedly less interesting after this point, with us largely running and pretending to be bandits to replace the man we slew.
I had another one but... I can't remember now :\

dreams always lose urgency towards the end

brb beginning of dream aliens are invading and i have to stop them, fate of the world is in my hands
brb by the end of the dream i' lose interest and decide to fly an alien ship and nobody cares about earths impending doom

From last night I remember being in a post apocalyptic city with my mother and three year old niece. We were running from a group of bandits into an old scholastic type building up to the top floor with said bandits pursuing. We all grab knives from a kitchen drawer and the first assailant appears in a doorway. I knock them over and command my niece to kill them. She, at three, deftly handles the blade and hacks at his neck like an ISIS executioner.
Her efforts are noble, but I have to finish the scoundrel myself, and I do by puncturing his throat vertically.
The rest of it becomes markedly less interesting after this point, with us largely running and pretending to be bandits to replace the man we slew.
I had another one but... I can't remember now :\

dreams always lose urgency towards the end

brb beginning of dream aliens are invading and i have to stop them, fate of the world is in my hands
brb by the end of the dream i' lose interest and decide to fly an alien ship and nobody cares about earths impending doom

Right? I find this true especially at the end of REM cycles.
It's usually during these moments that I find out I'm dreaming.

I was at some church retreat for the weekend. The kind I hated, where it would be held at some isolated resort in the woods that leaves you stuck with a bunch of religious nutters who are equally unnerving as they are annoying in their constant trying to be positive. Anyways things subtly started to get scary as the pastor/counselor/leader started encouraging the group punish one member who wasn't completely compliant or something. After a long process of torture that the kids all happily partook in, the victim died and it was all chalked up as a freak accident. I tried my best to reveal the truth of what happened to rational people but no matter what I tried pointing to the camp leaders had already cleaned up the evidence for, making me look like a deranged lunatic. At one point objects completely changed simply when I looked away, which made me start to doubt my own sanity. In the end I never managed to have anyone held responsible.

I don't remember the details too well, but in both dreams some guy was trying to kill me and my mom wouldn't help me, even though she wanted to.

I recall having a rather funky dream but i cant remember any details

It was a bad one...


:/

Well, now I can think, I don't really know. It was bloody weird, I think my family was in it, and my best friend who recently came out of hospital.

I was cooking with my girlfriend, rather pleasant, thanks for asking.

There was a being that at some point will show up to kill you, and there is no way to avoid it.

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I was cooking with my girlfriend, rather pleasant, thanks for asking.

Nice try, permavirgin.

Ouch, a twelve year old on the internet doesn't believe me, how will I ever sleep at night?

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the other night I had a weird fucking dream that I can only describe as like a bad trip. only part I still remember vividly was growing extra eyeballs and  seeing myself from the third person, but the whole thing was uncomfortable.

I was cooking with my girlfriend, rather pleasant, thanks for asking.

Nice try, permavirgin.

Ouch, a twelve year old on the internet doesn't believe me, how will I ever sleep at night?

Yeah that's right bitch. Enjoy your insomnia you faggot virgin loser.

Man now I don't know if I should kill myself or just run crying to my mother

I had a dream involving Casper that may or may not have been homoerotic.
It was an interesting change.

My Shiny Tyrantrum got corruped and replaced with a floating black error thing

I don't remember.

When I don't sleep well my dreams are weird and intense. A few days ago, I had one where I was at the zoo and heard screaming.  I went to investigate and found Tommy Lee Jones with blood on his face standing in a dark tunnel, just able to see his silohoute in the tunnel.  He looked at me with this face
and said "I couldn't stop it" as people ran past him.  I heard another scream, this time in the other end of the tunnel approaching.  I turned to run and the camera broke off me and panned back to the tunnel.  You couldn't see anything.  I heard Jones groan and the sound of a bag of potatoes hitting the ground from a tall building. 

Spoiler

YouTube

"I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!"

The kid from the video ran out of the tunnel, all white with black skull paint, moving like a berzerker from gears of war. 

That's about all I remember.

It played out like some 80's horror/thriller movie.
Lots of parts at an abandoned gas station. Some filler at work. Something about stopping a curse on the land.
There were thee sisters, one of them (the youngest, who was visually my young cousin but with black hair) was actually dead. I think that had something to do with everything... I hadn't figured it all out. Actually, I had just put plotlines together and realized she was the dead one and really some kind of evil spirit hellbent of revenge of some type when my alarm went off for the morning.
 Thanks, phone. It was just getting really interesting too.