Quote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:17:36 PMWell I'm at least glad it was just that and not dangling it by it's neck from the tv antenna or somethinglolnothat's truly fucked up. I love doges now.The worst thing I do now is probably spray the cats in my yard with the hose.
Well I'm at least glad it was just that and not dangling it by it's neck from the tv antenna or something
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 05, 2016, 09:21:17 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:18:51 PMQuote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 05, 2016, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:09:57 PMQuote from: challengerX on February 05, 2016, 09:06:53 PMThis little kid invited me to his Forge map on Halo 3 and I kept slightly moving everything. He raged really, REALLY hard. Probably autistic.I'd probably do the same as long as I knew he wasn't gonna save it afterwards. I used to trick my sister into inviting me and my friends into her Minecraft games and I'd build giant TNT pits underneath her houses and blow them the fuck up.hidden lava lakes >>>dig a pit to the centre of the earth filled with lava about 50 blocks down, plaster over with a layer of dirt and leave it theresomedaysomeone will dig it up or a creeper will blow them up on that soile.eYou're evilI love itBut what I do is build a long ass underground tunnel full of TNT so I can detonate it from far away and claim I had nothing to do with it, I was minding my own business building myself a mud hut when her home exploded.Another nice one that is a bit dependant on the size/location of their houseand mostly if they have any paintings hung upyou can make a false-front painting that can be walked through if you know howthen you lead it to a massive empty dark roomfree monster spawns inside their house and they won't have a clue e.eI'm a total nub at Minecraft so my dastardly deeds don't extend much further than setting up Allah's Snackbars beneath people's houses.
Quote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:18:51 PMQuote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 05, 2016, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:09:57 PMQuote from: challengerX on February 05, 2016, 09:06:53 PMThis little kid invited me to his Forge map on Halo 3 and I kept slightly moving everything. He raged really, REALLY hard. Probably autistic.I'd probably do the same as long as I knew he wasn't gonna save it afterwards. I used to trick my sister into inviting me and my friends into her Minecraft games and I'd build giant TNT pits underneath her houses and blow them the fuck up.hidden lava lakes >>>dig a pit to the centre of the earth filled with lava about 50 blocks down, plaster over with a layer of dirt and leave it theresomedaysomeone will dig it up or a creeper will blow them up on that soile.eYou're evilI love itBut what I do is build a long ass underground tunnel full of TNT so I can detonate it from far away and claim I had nothing to do with it, I was minding my own business building myself a mud hut when her home exploded.Another nice one that is a bit dependant on the size/location of their houseand mostly if they have any paintings hung upyou can make a false-front painting that can be walked through if you know howthen you lead it to a massive empty dark roomfree monster spawns inside their house and they won't have a clue e.e
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 05, 2016, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:09:57 PMQuote from: challengerX on February 05, 2016, 09:06:53 PMThis little kid invited me to his Forge map on Halo 3 and I kept slightly moving everything. He raged really, REALLY hard. Probably autistic.I'd probably do the same as long as I knew he wasn't gonna save it afterwards. I used to trick my sister into inviting me and my friends into her Minecraft games and I'd build giant TNT pits underneath her houses and blow them the fuck up.hidden lava lakes >>>dig a pit to the centre of the earth filled with lava about 50 blocks down, plaster over with a layer of dirt and leave it theresomedaysomeone will dig it up or a creeper will blow them up on that soile.eYou're evilI love itBut what I do is build a long ass underground tunnel full of TNT so I can detonate it from far away and claim I had nothing to do with it, I was minding my own business building myself a mud hut when her home exploded.
Quote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:09:57 PMQuote from: challengerX on February 05, 2016, 09:06:53 PMThis little kid invited me to his Forge map on Halo 3 and I kept slightly moving everything. He raged really, REALLY hard. Probably autistic.I'd probably do the same as long as I knew he wasn't gonna save it afterwards. I used to trick my sister into inviting me and my friends into her Minecraft games and I'd build giant TNT pits underneath her houses and blow them the fuck up.hidden lava lakes >>>dig a pit to the centre of the earth filled with lava about 50 blocks down, plaster over with a layer of dirt and leave it theresomedaysomeone will dig it up or a creeper will blow them up on that soile.e
Quote from: challengerX on February 05, 2016, 09:06:53 PMThis little kid invited me to his Forge map on Halo 3 and I kept slightly moving everything. He raged really, REALLY hard. Probably autistic.I'd probably do the same as long as I knew he wasn't gonna save it afterwards. I used to trick my sister into inviting me and my friends into her Minecraft games and I'd build giant TNT pits underneath her houses and blow them the fuck up.
This little kid invited me to his Forge map on Halo 3 and I kept slightly moving everything. He raged really, REALLY hard. Probably autistic.
Quote from: Ender on February 05, 2016, 09:25:23 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:23:19 PMQuote from: Ender on February 05, 2016, 09:22:15 PMOne time my asshole cousins where being mean to a dog I used to have, I hit them with a shovel. Does that count?Someone made fun of my brother and threw stones at him, I hit them with a metal bat.Does that count?Eh that's more vengeance than evilnessok, so I never really did anything particularly bad then.Apart from not liking my post
Quote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:23:19 PMQuote from: Ender on February 05, 2016, 09:22:15 PMOne time my asshole cousins where being mean to a dog I used to have, I hit them with a shovel. Does that count?Someone made fun of my brother and threw stones at him, I hit them with a metal bat.Does that count?Eh that's more vengeance than evilnessok, so I never really did anything particularly bad then.
Quote from: Ender on February 05, 2016, 09:22:15 PMOne time my asshole cousins where being mean to a dog I used to have, I hit them with a shovel. Does that count?Someone made fun of my brother and threw stones at him, I hit them with a metal bat.Does that count?Eh that's more vengeance than evilness
One time my asshole cousins where being mean to a dog I used to have, I hit them with a shovel. Does that count?Someone made fun of my brother and threw stones at him, I hit them with a metal bat.Does that count?
Quote from: Thunder on February 05, 2016, 09:24:59 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:17:36 PMWell I'm at least glad it was just that and not dangling it by it's neck from the tv antenna or somethinglolnothat's truly fucked up. I love doges now.The worst thing I do now is probably spray the cats in my yard with the hose.cats are a menace sent by beelzebub tbhi mean, i love animals but cats really piss me offbut in the spirit of fair play, when there is one in my garden I thump the window before setting the dog loosewhippets are fast fuckers so the cat always needs a headstart e.edON'T SHIT IN MY GARDEN YOU FoKiN KReeCha
Quote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:27:10 PMQuote from: Ender on February 05, 2016, 09:25:23 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:23:19 PMQuote from: Ender on February 05, 2016, 09:22:15 PMOne time my asshole cousins where being mean to a dog I used to have, I hit them with a shovel. Does that count?Someone made fun of my brother and threw stones at him, I hit them with a metal bat.Does that count?Eh that's more vengeance than evilnessok, so I never really did anything particularly bad then.Apart from not liking my postExcuse you.
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 05, 2016, 09:28:21 PMQuote from: Thunder on February 05, 2016, 09:24:59 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:17:36 PMWell I'm at least glad it was just that and not dangling it by it's neck from the tv antenna or somethinglolnothat's truly fucked up. I love doges now.The worst thing I do now is probably spray the cats in my yard with the hose.cats are a menace sent by beelzebub tbhi mean, i love animals but cats really piss me offbut in the spirit of fair play, when there is one in my garden I thump the window before setting the dog loosewhippets are fast fuckers so the cat always needs a headstart e.edON'T SHIT IN MY GARDEN YOU FoKiN KReeChaYou haven't experienced true pain until you've been kept up at 3 in the morning by the Harmonic Symphony of 'Meeeeaaaahw' outside your window.
Back in the day I used girls for action...Told them whatever they wanted to hear. *shrugs*
I used to abuse my cousin's dog when I was little.
Quote from: Ender on February 05, 2016, 09:30:32 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:27:10 PMQuote from: Ender on February 05, 2016, 09:25:23 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:23:19 PMQuote from: Ender on February 05, 2016, 09:22:15 PMOne time my asshole cousins where being mean to a dog I used to have, I hit them with a shovel. Does that count?Someone made fun of my brother and threw stones at him, I hit them with a metal bat.Does that count?Eh that's more vengeance than evilnessok, so I never really did anything particularly bad then.Apart from not liking my postExcuse you.
Quote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:31:34 PMQuote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 05, 2016, 09:28:21 PMQuote from: Thunder on February 05, 2016, 09:24:59 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:17:36 PMWell I'm at least glad it was just that and not dangling it by it's neck from the tv antenna or somethinglolnothat's truly fucked up. I love doges now.The worst thing I do now is probably spray the cats in my yard with the hose.cats are a menace sent by beelzebub tbhi mean, i love animals but cats really piss me offbut in the spirit of fair play, when there is one in my garden I thump the window before setting the dog loosewhippets are fast fuckers so the cat always needs a headstart e.edON'T SHIT IN MY GARDEN YOU FoKiN KReeChaYou haven't experienced true pain until you've been kept up at 3 in the morning by the Harmonic Symphony of 'Meeeeaaaahw' outside your window.oh i havewhen we lived in the old house there was an alleyway right outside my windowthe number of nights i stuck my head out to scream obscenities at the feline menace below is beyond countthrew my shoe out one time too e_____e
Quote from: Death on February 05, 2016, 09:06:37 PMBack in the day I used girls for action...Told them whatever they wanted to hear. *shrugs*My friend did that plenty in high school. Said girls were like tissues. You use them, then throw them away.
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 05, 2016, 09:33:23 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:31:34 PMQuote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 05, 2016, 09:28:21 PMQuote from: Thunder on February 05, 2016, 09:24:59 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:17:36 PMWell I'm at least glad it was just that and not dangling it by it's neck from the tv antenna or somethinglolnothat's truly fucked up. I love doges now.The worst thing I do now is probably spray the cats in my yard with the hose.cats are a menace sent by beelzebub tbhi mean, i love animals but cats really piss me offbut in the spirit of fair play, when there is one in my garden I thump the window before setting the dog loosewhippets are fast fuckers so the cat always needs a headstart e.edON'T SHIT IN MY GARDEN YOU FoKiN KReeChaYou haven't experienced true pain until you've been kept up at 3 in the morning by the Harmonic Symphony of 'Meeeeaaaahw' outside your window.oh i havewhen we lived in the old house there was an alleyway right outside my windowthe number of nights i stuck my head out to scream obscenities at the feline menace below is beyond countthrew my shoe out one time too e_____eI feel ya, I get about 2 regulars in the front and back garden most days and nights, actually had a full on scrap next to the kitchen window once. Noisy buggers.
Quote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:37:27 PMQuote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 05, 2016, 09:33:23 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:31:34 PMQuote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 05, 2016, 09:28:21 PMQuote from: Thunder on February 05, 2016, 09:24:59 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:17:36 PMWell I'm at least glad it was just that and not dangling it by it's neck from the tv antenna or somethinglolnothat's truly fucked up. I love doges now.The worst thing I do now is probably spray the cats in my yard with the hose.cats are a menace sent by beelzebub tbhi mean, i love animals but cats really piss me offbut in the spirit of fair play, when there is one in my garden I thump the window before setting the dog loosewhippets are fast fuckers so the cat always needs a headstart e.edON'T SHIT IN MY GARDEN YOU FoKiN KReeChaYou haven't experienced true pain until you've been kept up at 3 in the morning by the Harmonic Symphony of 'Meeeeaaaahw' outside your window.oh i havewhen we lived in the old house there was an alleyway right outside my windowthe number of nights i stuck my head out to scream obscenities at the feline menace below is beyond countthrew my shoe out one time too e_____eI feel ya, I get about 2 regulars in the front and back garden most days and nights, actually had a full on scrap next to the kitchen window once. Noisy buggers.We don't have cats in my neighborhood. One night something wakes me up, I walk to the living room of the house, and hear what sounds like a dozen cats screaming their fucking lungs out. Soooo creepy.
Quote from: Rocketman287 on February 05, 2016, 09:33:55 PMQuote from: Death on February 05, 2016, 09:06:37 PMBack in the day I used girls for action...Told them whatever they wanted to hear. *shrugs*My friend did that plenty in high school. Said girls were like tissues. You use them, then throw them away.What a fucking scumbag.
I broke off the limbs of a crab and threw it back in the oceanDoes that count?
Oh, one time this girl asked me to her prom and I said no because I didn't want to go.I felt really bad.
Quote from: Luis on February 05, 2016, 09:54:45 PMI broke off the limbs of a crab and threw it back in the oceanDoes that count?YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG That's hilariously twisted
Quote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:55:32 PMQuote from: Luis on February 05, 2016, 09:54:45 PMI broke off the limbs of a crab and threw it back in the oceanDoes that count?YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG That's hilariously twistedIt pinched me so i retaliated, i might have went overboard tho. I also broke the top of its shell with a beer bottle.
Quote from: Luis on February 05, 2016, 09:59:13 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:55:32 PMQuote from: Luis on February 05, 2016, 09:54:45 PMI broke off the limbs of a crab and threw it back in the oceanDoes that count?YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG That's hilariously twistedIt pinched me so i retaliated, i might have went overboard tho. I also broke the top of its shell with a beer bottle.DudeAre you satanI once threw a little creature thing across the beach because I picked up a shell and saw something move inside it so i panicked
Quote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:57:23 PMQuote from: Jim on February 05, 2016, 09:55:54 PMOh, one time this girl asked me to her prom and I said no because I didn't want to go.I felt really bad.That's not cruel, that's just being bluntBeing cruel would be saying that you don't want to go with her because she's a smelly poopoo brainI know but that shows you what a saint I am IRL
Quote from: Jim on February 05, 2016, 09:55:54 PMOh, one time this girl asked me to her prom and I said no because I didn't want to go.I felt really bad.That's not cruel, that's just being bluntBeing cruel would be saying that you don't want to go with her because she's a smelly poopoo brain
Quote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 10:01:51 PMQuote from: Luis on February 05, 2016, 09:59:13 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:55:32 PMQuote from: Luis on February 05, 2016, 09:54:45 PMI broke off the limbs of a crab and threw it back in the oceanDoes that count?YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG That's hilariously twistedIt pinched me so i retaliated, i might have went overboard tho. I also broke the top of its shell with a beer bottle.DudeAre you satanI once threw a little creature thing across the beach because I picked up a shell and saw something move inside it so i panickedLmaoI never really did anyhting bad to anyone/thing other than small animals.I also used to put worms in a container of ants and watch them tear em apart.
Quote from: Luis on February 05, 2016, 10:03:57 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 10:01:51 PMQuote from: Luis on February 05, 2016, 09:59:13 PMQuote from: Big Boss on February 05, 2016, 09:55:32 PMQuote from: Luis on February 05, 2016, 09:54:45 PMI broke off the limbs of a crab and threw it back in the oceanDoes that count?YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG That's hilariously twistedIt pinched me so i retaliated, i might have went overboard tho. I also broke the top of its shell with a beer bottle.DudeAre you satanI once threw a little creature thing across the beach because I picked up a shell and saw something move inside it so i panickedLmaoI never really did anyhting bad to anyone/thing other than small animals.I also used to put worms in a container of ants and watch them tear em apart.I used to ride my scooter slowly over caterpillars and watch the green slime come out