Most disgusting things that happened at your school?

Big Boss · January 07, 2016, 11:49:50 AM

My school was pretty tame, I think someone vomited yoghurt over a table

Super Irish · January 07, 2016, 11:53:52 AM

Something that wasn't discussed because it resulted in a teacher getting convicted of paedophilia. Rumours spread of a girl in sixth form getting sexually harassed led to some investigation, and away it went. Got into the local news and all.

Other than that, there was the occasional incident when one of the kids from the special ed. class tore apart a classroom or headbutted a window. And the odd pregnancy scare, although one girl in the year below (15 years old or something) had a child.

Oh and one of the learning support teachers (for one of the disabled kids) had her period in the middle of a class, it pooled into the seat and the lesson was abandoned.

Girl of Mystery · January 07, 2016, 11:55:20 AM

Someone smeared shit up the walls of the boy's toilets

Mr. Psychologist · January 07, 2016, 11:56:33 AM

In a similar vein to lemon's

Someone drew a smiley face in shit on the mirrors of the boy's toilets

walked in, turned around, walked out

just

why

DAS B00T x2 · January 07, 2016, 11:56:51 AM

They pushed blacks through to graduate.

Elai · January 07, 2016, 11:57:45 AM

My teacher banned me from participating in discussions about free speech.

Girl of Mystery · January 07, 2016, 11:59:37 AM

There was also a guy who threw up on the table he was sitting at and covered it with his arms so nobody would see it

Winy · January 07, 2016, 12:00:10 PM

Someone took a shit in one of the staircases, and my friend took a dump then scooped it up with another friend's gym shoes and put it back in his locker.

lmao good times

Anonymous (User Deleted) · January 07, 2016, 12:09:54 PM

I'd left the school by then, but my brother told me all about this.

One class had this new teacher in his 20s. I guess class hadn't started yet, so there were a bunch of girls (at least one or two in a skirt) standing by the window and looking out. The perv teacher slid into a desk seat and took an upskirt with his phone camera.

Obviously, he was caught. A male student wrangled the phone from him, and ran down the hallway with it, all the way to the main office, teacher chasing after him.

He was fired, at least.

Korra · January 07, 2016, 12:11:21 PM

Quote from: Kupoop on January 07, 2016, 12:09:54 PM

I'd left the school by then, but my brother told me all about this.

One class had this new teacher in his 20s. I guess class hadn't started yet, so there were a bunch of girls (at least one or two in a skirt) standing by the window and looking out. The perv teacher slid into a desk seat and took an upskirt with his phone camera.

Obviously, he was caught. A male student wrangled the phone from him, and ran down the hallway with it, all the way to the main office, teacher chasing after him.

He was fired, at least.

what a madman

Verbatim · January 07, 2016, 12:13:10 PM

Someone took a dump next to a vending machine one year as a senior prank. Left it there all day.

Despite the fact that excrement is a goldmine for DNA identification, the person was never found.

Korra · January 07, 2016, 12:15:29 PM

Niggers egged me.

=/

Naru · January 07, 2016, 12:28:53 PM

No idea, nothing interesting really happened

The Lord Ruler · January 07, 2016, 01:04:46 PM

in 6th grade someone ripped a urinal off a wall and smeared shit on the rest of the bathroom

in 8th grade three 7th grade girls got pregnant at the same time

freshman year me and my friends walked in on a classmate getting fingered under the bleachers at a football game

in sophomore year of high school there was a ring through the district of teachers trying to/having sex with students and vice principals and a principal covering it up.

in junior year my math teacher got busted for texting female students uhhh inappropriate things. i wasn't surprised because i noticed him checking out girls butts all of the time.

in senior year a freshman texted nudes to a junior and that junior blackmailed her with them to give him a blowjob under the school stairs. He recorded that and it got sent to every iphone in the vicinity through airdrop. all the teachers and students.

and i guarantee some of those teachers were happy to see that. a couple of gym teachers were rumored but never accused of fucking senior girls and girls on the swim team.

my fat fucking hippy government teacher made a lot of sexual remarks towards classmates

Korra · January 07, 2016, 01:07:19 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on January 07, 2016, 01:04:46 PM

in 6th grade someone ripped a urinal off a wall and smeared shit on the rest of the bathroom

in 8th grade three 7th grade girls got pregnant at the same time

freshman year me and my friends walked in on a classmate getting fingered under the bleachers at a football game

in sophomore year of high school there was a ring through the district of teachers trying to/having sex with students and vice principals and a principal covering it up.

in junior year my math teacher got busted for texting female students uhhh inappropriate things. i wasn't surprised because i noticed him checking out girls butts all of the time.

in senior year a freshman texted nudes to a junior and that junior blackmailed her with them to give him a blowjob under the school stairs. He recorded that and it got sent to every iphone in the vicinity through airdrop. all the teachers and students.

and i guarantee some of those teachers were happy to see that. a couple of gym teachers were rumored but never accused of fucking senior girls and girls on the swim team.

my fat fucking hippy government teacher made a lot of sexual remarks towards classmates

living dat meme life

Dietrich Six · January 07, 2016, 01:08:58 PM

I threw up in gym once. I had oatmeal with strawberries that morning, totally rank.

Also poop.

The Lord Ruler · January 07, 2016, 01:09:06 PM

Quote from: Korra Kenobi on January 07, 2016, 01:07:19 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on January 07, 2016, 01:04:46 PM
in 6th grade someone ripped a urinal off a wall and smeared shit on the rest of the bathroom

in 8th grade three 7th grade girls got pregnant at the same time

freshman year me and my friends walked in on a classmate getting fingered under the bleachers at a football game

in sophomore year of high school there was a ring through the district of teachers trying to/having sex with students and vice principals and a principal covering it up.

in junior year my math teacher got busted for texting female students uhhh inappropriate things. i wasn't surprised because i noticed him checking out girls butts all of the time.

in senior year a freshman texted nudes to a junior and that junior blackmailed her with them to give him a blowjob under the school stairs. He recorded that and it got sent to every iphone in the vicinity through airdrop. all the teachers and students.

and i guarantee some of those teachers were happy to see that. a couple of gym teachers were rumored but never accused of fucking senior girls and girls on the swim team.

my fat fucking hippy government teacher made a lot of sexual remarks towards classmates
living dat meme life

damn right

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R o c k e t · January 07, 2016, 01:11:18 PM

My band director did some inappropriate things with students(not like that though).

Senior prank: pour redfish guts all over the gymnasium and expect it to not smell like death for a week

Also yes this is a thing in the south, a guy sprayed deer urine on the walls because that's his fetish

TB · January 07, 2016, 01:14:12 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 07, 2016, 01:11:18 PM

My band director did some inappropriate things with students(not like that though).

Senior prank: pour redfish guts all over the gymnasium and expect it to not smell like death for a week

Also yes this is a thing in the south, a guy sprayed deer urine on the walls because that's his fetish

What the fuck to all of that.

God damn South.

R o c k e t · January 07, 2016, 01:14:16 PM

Quote from: Kupoop on January 07, 2016, 12:09:54 PM

I'd left the school by then, but my brother told me all about this.

One class had this new teacher in his 20s. I guess class hadn't started yet, so there were a bunch of girls (at least one or two in a skirt) standing by the window and looking out. The perv teacher slid into a desk seat and took an upskirt with his phone camera.

Obviously, he was caught. A male student wrangled the phone from him, and ran down the hallway with it, all the way to the main office, teacher chasing after him.

He was fired, at least.

IT WAS JUST A PRANK

Girl of Mystery · January 07, 2016, 02:03:12 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on January 07, 2016, 01:04:46 PM

in senior year a freshman texted nudes to a junior and that junior blackmailed her with them to give him a blowjob under the school stairs. He recorded that and it got sent to every iphone in the vicinity through airdrop. all the teachers and students.

legend

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · January 07, 2016, 02:27:18 PM

wtf is wrong with your US schools?!

my school was chill and nothing disgusting happened.

Spoiler

Probably because there was not a single black student in the entire school...

Azumarill · January 07, 2016, 02:32:43 PM

ok so, on one side of the road we had our football stadium and the stadium parking lot which also served as my high school's parking lot for the students. on the other side of the road was the school campus. we had a nice covered bridge that went over the road for kids to go from the parking lot to the campus.

every year the high schools in my county have "junior/senior wars" for a full week sometime in the spring, with the friday of that week being the designated ditch day for the year. junior/senior wars were prank wars basically. one day during junior/senior wars in my junior year, the bridge connecting the parking lot and campus was COVERED in cow shit, courtesy of my senior cousin and her friends. was one of the funniest and grossest things ive ever seen; definitely the best prank of the week.

we also had a story that floated around about one of the gross girls at school getting a corndog stuck in her cooter, but i think a lot of schools have stories like that. there was another story about a starburst and herpes and iiiiii dont wanna elaborate.

Jono · January 07, 2016, 03:11:07 PM

Nothing really that disgusting other than the occasional toilet/wall smeared with shit on it. Seriously, who in the hell would do that.

Ushan · January 07, 2016, 03:42:25 PM

I used to go to a school where the boy's lavatories always smelled like tobacco. Wasn't really stomach-turning just unpleasant to smell while you're pissing.

January 07, 2016, 03:51:13 PM

Someone shat in the urinal. He was expelled a week later.

Coco · January 07, 2016, 03:51:57 PM

In second grade, this kid had a tantrum, jumped on his desk, and angrily took a shit.

Girl of Mystery · January 07, 2016, 03:53:46 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on January 07, 2016, 02:32:43 PM

there was another story about a starburst and herpes and iiiiii dont wanna elaborate.

that's just a story that goes around a lot of schools. multiple schools in my city had the same story going around at different times.

Jocephalopod · January 07, 2016, 04:07:01 PM

HEHE i have quite the tale.

think it was back in 8th grade my algebra teacher introduced the class to the newest student teacher lurking in the corner. This guy was a good chubby 4 foot 12 with a trivagoesque disheveled appearance. Ostensibly a level headed individual, one of the first apparent quirks my peers and I noticed was this guy's unnatural infatuation with all things batman. This insane 20 something fuck would wear breakfast cereal animated batman watches and sported an arm patch when not fully sleeved in order to abide by school policy and hide his retarded batman elbow tattoo.

anyway a couple months go by and things have gotten pretty tense in the room. My original teacher had let this midge off the chain and allowed him to teach segments of the class on his own, however disagreements between the two regarding teaching methods led to some unneeded friction. The passive aggressive streak culminated a few days before Christmas break when tubby lumpkins arrives into class a bit more disheveled than usual with a red irritation along his lower throat and presumably below the neckline. He takes his seat without addressing the head teacher and math-time resumes as normal.

About 20 minutes of polynomials go by before head teach offers to switch the lesson over to the student teacher. As the guy gets up his eyes start to glaze over prior to exploding in a fit of deranged laughter. The class becomes genuinely concerned as the fuck starts pacing back and forth looking like some mutant tomato, only stopping to confront my teacher face to face before violently pushing him and ripping his shirt apart to reveal a freshly inked on batman™ symbol chest tattoo and a rodent cupcake like body underneath. My teacher yelled at some students to get help while trying to restrain the guy and after a brief struggle the batshit insane cunt was taken out of the class with the assistance of two body guards.

I honestly wonder what became of the guy.

just realized this isn't that disgusting