Weirdest things you've used as a dildo

Korra · September 12, 2014, 10:00:00 PM

Quote from: Kitsune on September 12, 2014, 08:09:23 PM

Quote from: Korra on September 12, 2014, 08:07:56 PM
My fingers...but that's normal.
its also boring

Eh. It doesn't matter as long as the job is done.

Luke · September 21, 2014, 08:32:43 AM

>implying i use dildos

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 21, 2014, 09:48:37 AM

Quote from: Luke on September 21, 2014, 08:32:43 AM

>implying i use dildos

>implying this thread is still active

Mega Sceptile · September 21, 2014, 10:07:28 AM

While I've never used one, my wife said that apparently she used a metal baseball bat once when she was younger.

Korra · September 21, 2014, 10:08:36 AM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 21, 2014, 10:07:28 AM

While I've never used one, my wife said that apparently she used a metal baseball bat once when she was younger.

That's....hardcore.

Mega Sceptile · September 21, 2014, 10:10:12 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 21, 2014, 10:08:36 AM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 21, 2014, 10:07:28 AM
While I've never used one, my wife said that apparently she used a metal baseball bat once when she was younger.
That's....hardcore.

The scary thing?

she fucking showed me the bat.

Korra · September 21, 2014, 10:13:08 AM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 21, 2014, 10:10:12 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 21, 2014, 10:08:36 AM
Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 21, 2014, 10:07:28 AM
While I've never used one, my wife said that apparently she used a metal baseball bat once when she was younger.
That's....hardcore.
The scary thing?

she fucking showed me the bat.

Heh. Does she at least keep it clean?

Mega Sceptile · September 21, 2014, 10:15:07 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 21, 2014, 10:13:08 AM

Heh. Does she at least keep it clean?

she hasn't used it since we met going by her, but I HOPE it's clean... I used that shit for a community baseball game without knowing.

challengerX · September 21, 2014, 10:16:07 AM

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Korra · September 21, 2014, 10:16:26 AM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 21, 2014, 10:15:07 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 21, 2014, 10:13:08 AM
Heh. Does she at least keep it clean?
she hasn't used it since we met going by her, but I HOPE it's clean... I used that shit for a community baseball game without knowing.

Fucking lol

Blonic the Fluxmeister · September 21, 2014, 11:00:21 AM

Someone in this very forum, but I won't say who.