This monster cockroach. At first I was only spraying it with surface spray, the kind that last six months, at it really did pack a punch. The thing didn't scramble around and die. I gave it a ten second spray and it fucken took six months worth of damage and just ceased right away and writhed a little. Then I grabbed a can that was pretty much empty, one of the ones with a long thin plastic straw coming out at the nozzle, and flamethrowered it using my lighter. Then it expired.
The soundtrack:
The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
I just flamethrowered a cockroach to death