Miss Universe

Mmmmm Napalm · August 28, 2015, 11:31:30 PM

Interested to hear what you guys think of this, and beauty pageants in general (aside from those involving children of course, I think we all can agree those are horrible). Personally I don't have a problem with the Miss Universe competition, although I am not a fan of the swimsuit competition aspect of it, which I find to be a great deal less classy.

Also, half the contestants look the same.

RomanGladiator · August 28, 2015, 11:33:41 PM

They're all way too skinny.

Verbatim · August 28, 2015, 11:35:36 PM

Intensely stupid, exceedingly pointless, and a colossal waste of time.

Mmmmm Napalm · August 28, 2015, 11:36:54 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 11:33:41 PM

They're all way too skinny.

I think I found the beauty pageant for you my friend.

Jono · August 28, 2015, 11:38:37 PM

Why isn't there a "Miss Galaxy" pageant?

Mmmmm Napalm · August 28, 2015, 11:39:50 PM

Quote from: Jono on August 28, 2015, 11:38:37 PM

Why isn't there a "Miss Galaxy" pageant?

Because human privilege. Fucking arrogant human shitlords have the audacity to declare their women the most beautiful in all the universe.

Thun · August 28, 2015, 11:41:16 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on August 28, 2015, 11:31:30 PM

Also, half the contestants look the same.

Miss Universe is international. I'm gonna say no.

and yeah, it's stupid.

Luciana · August 28, 2015, 11:42:52 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 28, 2015, 11:35:36 PM

Intensely stupid, exceedingly pointless, and a colossal waste of time.

velox · August 29, 2015, 06:39:12 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 11:33:41 PM

They're all way too skinny.

are you saying they need a mars bar

DAS B00T x2 · August 29, 2015, 06:46:08 AM

I like this year's Miss Murica. She's Optimus Prime.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · August 29, 2015, 06:55:09 AM

Is there a 'mister universe'? If not, then all feminists need to STFU and choke on a didlo.

Ásgeirr · August 29, 2015, 06:57:14 AM

its dumb

DAS B00T x2 · August 29, 2015, 07:35:49 AM

Come one guys, how it this not the greatest fucking thing ever?

Mmmmm Napalm · August 29, 2015, 09:54:06 AM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 29, 2015, 07:35:49 AM

Come one guys, how it this not the greatest fucking thing ever?

That's fucking awesome.

Zonda · August 29, 2015, 10:04:21 AM

It's like the Eurovision song contest. I don't pay any attention, whatsoever, but as soon as it's on, I can expect all my social media contacts to be doing round the clock play by play updates, followed by an emotional wall of text describing how beautiful it was, and how nothing will come close to that specific event.

Mmmmm Napalm · August 29, 2015, 10:12:33 AM

Quote from: Zonda on August 29, 2015, 10:04:21 AM

It's like the Eurovision song contest. I don't pay any attention, whatsoever, but as soon as it's on, I can expect all my social media contacts to be doing round the clock play by play updates, followed by an emotional wall of text describing how beautiful it was, and how nothing will come close to that specific event.

Yeah that's a pretty good description.

Korra · August 29, 2015, 10:48:35 AM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 29, 2015, 07:35:49 AM

Come one guys, how it this not the greatest fucking thing ever?

Well...holy shit.