I put on Iron Maiden while in the car with my parents. My dad liked it but my mom hated it lol
Quote from: Jono on July 11, 2015, 01:22:16 AMI put on Iron Maiden while in the car with my parents. My dad liked it but my mom hated it lolWait for your Dad to suggest it first, but the Gods of Metal probably demand that she be broken and converted to Metal.
Quote from: Elegiac on July 11, 2015, 01:31:01 AMQuote from: Jono on July 11, 2015, 01:22:16 AMI put on Iron Maiden while in the car with my parents. My dad liked it but my mom hated it lolWait for your Dad to suggest it first, but the Gods of Metal probably demand that she be broken and converted to Metal.She likes country music because "they tell stories" and I was like "Iron Maiden's songs are all stories you actually want to hear.". There is no hope for her.
Quote from: Jono on July 11, 2015, 01:34:05 AMQuote from: Elegiac on July 11, 2015, 01:31:01 AMQuote from: Jono on July 11, 2015, 01:22:16 AMI put on Iron Maiden while in the car with my parents. My dad liked it but my mom hated it lolWait for your Dad to suggest it first, but the Gods of Metal probably demand that she be broken and converted to Metal.She likes country music because "they tell stories" and I was like "Iron Maiden's songs are all stories you actually want to hear.". There is no hope for her.Metal doesn't need hope. only surrender and submission. She doesn't even have to enjoy it. She just has to enjoy the fact that she forces herself to listen to it.
Quote from: Elegiac on July 11, 2015, 01:31:01 AMQuote from: Jono on July 11, 2015, 01:22:16 AMI put on Iron Maiden while in the car with my parents. My dad liked it but my mom hated it lolWait for your Dad to suggest it first, but the Gods of Metal probably demand that she be broken and converted to Metal.She likes country music because "they tell stories"
Quote from: Jono on July 11, 2015, 01:34:05 AMQuote from: Elegiac on July 11, 2015, 01:31:01 AMQuote from: Jono on July 11, 2015, 01:22:16 AMI put on Iron Maiden while in the car with my parents. My dad liked it but my mom hated it lolWait for your Dad to suggest it first, but the Gods of Metal probably demand that she be broken and converted to Metal.She likes country music because "they tell stories"Like how grandma got run over by a reindeer?
Quote from: Ushan on July 11, 2015, 01:37:42 AMQuote from: Jono on July 11, 2015, 01:34:05 AMQuote from: Elegiac on July 11, 2015, 01:31:01 AMQuote from: Jono on July 11, 2015, 01:22:16 AMI put on Iron Maiden while in the car with my parents. My dad liked it but my mom hated it lolWait for your Dad to suggest it first, but the Gods of Metal probably demand that she be broken and converted to Metal.She likes country music because "they tell stories"Like how grandma got run over by a reindeer?The fuck? I don't listen to that white trash Christmas musicI listen to this compaYouTube
I make these sorts of jokes periodically.
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