Meta's 501st "AMA me anything" thread

Because Serious is fucking dead.

Hmm... would  you rather be able to fire any weapon with expertise, or destroy any weapon you look at?

(you have the choice of destroying it or not; it's not automatic)

When was the last time you had secks?

Would you execute Order 66?

Button in front of you.

Option 1: Massive consequences for the future, everyone will be affected, no it is not a death button [i.e. people will still possess agency and cognitively recognize who made the change and, well, that a change was made].

Option 2: Walk away.

What would you choose? [yes, yes, now it's a question ]

I think I'd rather fire any weapon with expertise.

When was the last time you had secks?

Like, two years ago.

Would you execute Order 66?

Of course.

Any self-respecting Machiavellian emperor would.

I'd push the button.

I think I'd rather fire any weapon with expertise.

why?

When was the last time you had secks?

Like, two years ago.

probably with a guy lol fucking faggot

When was the last time you had secks?

Like, two years ago.

probably with a guy lol fucking faggot

Bad homophobic Remote Control

When was the last time you had secks?

Like, two years ago.

probably with a guy lol fucking faggot

Bad homophobic Remote Control

Retarded Cop*

I got for you.
Your two options are
1. Staying on earth with new knowledge of saving the world. Healing the planet and curing sickness.
2. Leaving towards space with a crew of 2000 people to a possible habitable world knowing you'd never come back?

why?

I think I'd just prefer to have such a brilliant versatility with firearms, and shooting at things is much more fun than just destroying guns with a thought.

I got for you.
Your two options are
1. Staying on earth with new knowledge of saving the world. Healing the planet and curing sickness.
2. Leaving towards space with a crew of 2000 people to a possible habitable world knowing you'd never come back?

Leaving, definitely.

Onwards and upwards.

Have you ever donkey punched someone?

Have you ever donkey punched someone?

Yes.

When are you going to run amok again?

When are you going to run amok again?

pls no :c

would you rather have a bigger dick or bigger balls?

and you cant choose both.

Would you rather have the best sex of your life for tens seconds but never again, or have all the sex you want but its bad sex?

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When are you going to run amok again?

When the time comes. . . You'll know.

why?

I think I'd just prefer to have such a brilliant versatility with firearms, and shooting at things is much more fun than just destroying guns with a thought.

I think you're underestimating the hilarity of destroying somebody's gun after taunting them.

But shooting their gun outta their hand would get him more pussy though.

Should black people be forced to back to Africa?

501 is a finnish dubstep artist

meta confirmed to be ossku's alt

when are u coming to the jewSA?

Wow, you actually didn't wait for me to make an AMA before making this.

And the OP doesn't say "because I'm more important than Rocketman."

This is a nice change.
Favorite sports team?

Favorite sports team?

Not a huge fan of sports, really.

English cricket team, were I forced to choose.