met this cute girl on campu with cat ears, thigh highs,, and lavender highlights

Verbatim · March 30, 2017, 10:39:04 PM

kinda wanna fuck the shit out of her tbh but i saw her with another guy todsy

what do lads

Luciana · March 30, 2017, 10:41:28 PM

Verby

stop that

Verbatim · March 30, 2017, 10:47:25 PM

i wanna though, i think she likes me

i am karjala takaisin · March 30, 2017, 11:08:18 PM

kill the other dude, she will be enamored by your robust display of masculine dominance

Verbatim · March 30, 2017, 11:12:15 PM

Quote from: bastard man on March 30, 2017, 11:08:18 PM

kill the other dude, she will be enamored by your robust display of masculine dominance

ut what if he kills me first

what then

i am karjala takaisin · March 30, 2017, 11:13:59 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 30, 2017, 11:12:15 PM

Quote from: bastard man on March 30, 2017, 11:08:18 PM
kill the other dude, she will be enamored by your robust display of masculine dominance
ut what if he kills me first

what then

you just gotta go up behind him when he's alone, tap him on the shoulder and when he turns around shove celery sticks into his eyes

how he gonna kill you when he's blind

Solonoid · March 30, 2017, 11:18:36 PM

hi ian

Deleted · March 30, 2017, 11:30:07 PM

What the fuck?

Ian · March 30, 2017, 11:33:57 PM

Damn bruh, really?

Fun kind of coincidental fact though: Some slightly chubby weeb girl messaged me today out of the blue. I'm already kind of talking to one girl but it's only been a couple of days and still getting to know her. Not sure what to do, she's not Roman landwhale status but her physique could use some work.

Quote from: Fishcakes on March 30, 2017, 11:18:36 PM

hi ian

Mmmmm Napalm · March 30, 2017, 11:40:15 PM

How did I enter this timeline

Solonoid · March 30, 2017, 11:44:29 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on March 30, 2017, 11:40:15 PM

How did I enter this timeline

The same way we got here from the Berenstein Bears timeline.

Solonoid · March 30, 2017, 11:46:08 PM

Quote from: Ian on March 30, 2017, 11:33:57 PM

Quote from: Fishcakes on March 30, 2017, 11:18:36 PM
hi ian
Damn bruh, really?

Fun kind of coincidental fact though: Some slightly chubby weeb girl messaged me today out of the blue. I'm already kind of talking to one girl but it's only been a couple of days and still getting to know her. Not sure what to do, she's not Roman landwhale status but her physique could use some work.

Ian · March 31, 2017, 12:02:04 AM

What was confusing?

Quote from: Fishcakes on March 30, 2017, 11:46:08 PM

R o c k e t · March 31, 2017, 12:46:55 AM

Verb drinks and likes the idea of childbirth

TB · March 31, 2017, 12:50:52 AM

This is a world class thread

Deleted · March 31, 2017, 12:55:18 AM

Quote from: R o c k e t on March 31, 2017, 12:46:55 AM

Verb drinks and likes the idea of childbirth

But will he finally admit his love of Naruto?

Jet Wave · March 31, 2017, 12:58:48 AM

wot in infatuation?

Solonoid · March 31, 2017, 01:18:57 AM

Quote from: Ian on March 31, 2017, 12:02:04 AM

What was confusing?

Quote from: Fishcakes on March 30, 2017, 11:46:08 PM

confusing isn't the right word, its more like...

Perplexing.

DAS B00T x2 · March 31, 2017, 01:24:07 AM

I'll drive to you
we initiate a three way

Solonoid · March 31, 2017, 01:26:13 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on March 31, 2017, 01:24:07 AM

I'll drive to you
we initiate a three way

no das you don't understand

she doesn't have a penis

MyNameIsCharlie · March 31, 2017, 01:47:52 AM

Win her over with your boyish charm

(Kidnap her)

DAS B00T x2 · March 31, 2017, 01:58:22 AM

Quote from: Fishcakes on March 31, 2017, 01:26:13 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on March 31, 2017, 01:24:07 AM
I'll drive to you
we initiate a three way
no das you don't understand

she doesn't have a penis

oh
fuck

Verb, I thought I tought you better

Jono · March 31, 2017, 03:14:41 AM

Toasting in epic bread

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · March 31, 2017, 03:28:03 AM

This is an interesting start to my Friday.

Okay, who fed Verb chicken nuggets?

Jono · March 31, 2017, 03:30:25 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on March 31, 2017, 03:28:03 AM

Okay, who fed Verb chicken nuggets?

He's eating people's faces, not nuggets

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · March 31, 2017, 03:41:19 AM

Quote from: Jono on March 31, 2017, 03:30:25 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on March 31, 2017, 03:28:03 AM
Okay, who fed Verb chicken nuggets?
He's eating people's faces, not nuggets

Ayyy

snurch · March 31, 2017, 04:26:25 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 30, 2017, 11:12:15 PM

Quote from: bastard man on March 30, 2017, 11:08:18 PM
kill the other dude, she will be enamored by your robust display of masculine dominance
ut what if he kills me first

what then

then he wins and you die and you dont get the girl

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FatherlyNick - fuck putin · March 31, 2017, 04:44:50 AM

Quote from: challengerX on March 31, 2017, 04:30:24 AM

Just approach her when she's alone and get her number. If she says anything about a boyfriend just say "yeah but are you happy with him ;^)".

How do you pronounce ;^) ?

Zizzy · March 31, 2017, 05:08:18 AM

Isn't April fools day tomorrow tho