Movies today are shit

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Special effects do not equal plot or character development. If the character is only shown during a fight, it is not development. A plot isn't a simple narrative giving excuse after excuse for fight scenes. Horror movies shouldn't rely on simple jump scares and gore to be scary. Use identifiable characters, and move them from a normal, relatable scenario to the unbelievable. Instead of just jumping in. Use tension.

Story writers today suck.


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Don't insult me Charles. I'll have you know that the various stories I scribble together in my spare time are not sloppily done bundles of shit writing.

Blame the masses for eating up the bullshit.


 
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Yeah but the 80's had shit like Escape from LA. The 80's sucked.


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Yeah but the 80's had shit like Escape from LA. The 80's sucked.

Every period has shit tier movies. That's a fact. The 80's relied too heavily on gore for horror and muscle bound guys quipping one liners for action.

It just seems like 4 out of 5 movies today are absolute shit, compared to the 2 out of 5 it was just 20 years ago.

And don't get me started on all of the unnecessary remakes, reboots and sequels.


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Yeah but the 80's had shit like Escape from LA. The 80's sucked.

That movie is a masterpiece, what is wrong with you?


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Horror movies shouldn't rely on simple jump scares and gore to be scary. Use identifiable characters, and move them from a normal, relatable scenario to the unbelievable. Instead of just jumping in. Use tension.

Have you seen this movie? It's fantastic.



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God just leave already

Awww... Did it hurt this time? When your uncle kicked in your door, grabbed you by the ears and shoved his swollen and rock hard cock in your mouth... Did you cry when he gripped your ears to hard? When his cock throbbed and he moaned, blowing a salty load right on your bruised and bleeding tongue?

I know he does it every time I make a thread.

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Awww... Did it hurt this time? When your uncle kicked in your door, grabbed you by the ears and shoved his swollen and rock hard cock in your mouth... Did you cry when he gripped your ears to hard? When his cock throbbed and he moaned, blowing a salty load right on your bruised and bleeding tongue?

I know he does it every time I make a thread.

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are you projecting?


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Rubber is a great movie!


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Movies are about to reach the pinnacle tho.



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You're, like... completely, categorically, demonstrably, ultimately, drastically, and unconditionally wrong, though.


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Yeah but the 80's had shit like Escape from LA. The 80's sucked.

Every period has shit tier movies. That's a fact. The 80's relied too heavily on gore for horror and muscle bound guys quipping one liners for action.

It just seems like 4 out of 5 movies today are absolute shit, compared to the 2 out of 5 it was just 20 years ago.

And don't get me started on all of the unnecessary remakes, reboots and sequels.
The only difference is advertisement. For every blockbuster there were 10-20 imitations that are fun to watch because they're so hilariously amateur. Ever watch ROTOR? Hands of Steel?


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Yeah but the 80's had shit like Escape from LA. The 80's sucked.
Yeah, but the 80s had shit like Escape from New York. The 80s were awesome.


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Toys are hereby declared:
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placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
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I will agree though. I realized it during Jurassic World. It seems like movies these days always need to have something going on. Like, there can never be a slow build up or any kind of lull in the story, or else the audience might lose interest mid movie and leave.


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I think you left the word 'horror' out of the title.


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