Meme thread

I'm sick of this politically correct era we live in.

You can't even have something without someone going

"oh that offends me, how dare you talk about it this way, that's racist/sexist"
or like
"That's not a very feminist thing to do"
or like
"That's politically incorrect, you're offensive!"

Like how much of a fucking pussy can people be?

What's even worse is the kind of shit they're doing to
☆☆☆Miss America☆☆☆
for example.

WHY?
Because TRUMP is in charge?

Oh how fucking misogynistic Miss America is cuz Trump apparently started that shit BEFORE he was president, and as a result they are REDUCING the show to have it be a measure of INTELLIGENCE instead of judging SEXY WOMEN.


Why couldn't that be its own separate thing? Why remove it?
I mean I don't even watch Miss America
but FUCK that is SO fucking stupid.

- George Carlin (personal hero of mine, RIP)

Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" I extend my lighter towards her, shielding it from the wind, then sparking it with a snap.

"You get used to it," she says, daintily blowing her first puff over her shoulder.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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I bet just walking ten feet is exhausting for her fat ass.

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The only Fifa I would consider buying.

Do yourself a favor and revisit the first few pages of this thread.

https://youtu.be/1PaKYvMdH3o

Do yourself a favor and revisit the first few pages of this thread.

still working on the dirty bubble challenge

Off to kill myself now

Cool beans