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How to invent Time Travel.

You have to promise your self that you will go back in time and give it to yourself. Then an older you should appear right in front of you and give you a time machine.

If it doesn't work, it means you can't keep promises and aren't trustworthy.

 
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What if it also means you're too poor to afford a time travel machine?

 
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Lighbulbs don't actually shine light, they suck darkness. That's why they become dark when they burn out.

 
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Wind is the earth breathing. It breathes through volcanoes, which scientists spell as volcanose. Volcanic eruptions are the Earth's sneezes.

 
 
 
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On a quantum scale, fundamental particles exist as one-dimensional strings that vibrate in certain states and explain a multitude of gaps in classical physics.

 
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Quote from: HubbleTurkeyscope on December 29, 2016, 09:28:55 PM
On a quantum scale, fundamental particles exist as one-dimensional strings that vibrate in certain states and explain a multitude of gaps in classical physics.

On a quantum scale your dick is still barely visible

 
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Quote from: Friend on December 29, 2016, 10:03:44 PM
Quote from: HubbleTurkeyscope on December 29, 2016, 09:28:55 PM
On a quantum scale, fundamental particles exist as one-dimensional strings that vibrate in certain states and explain a multitude of gaps in classical physics.

On a quantum scale your dick is still barely visible

Doesn't stop him from working your mother over with it. Though at $2.58 an hour, she is a hell of a bargain

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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

 
 
 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

 
 
 
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earth is not people
people are made out of earth though
not in any significant form
but they are

we came from the earth and we will return to it

unless it was an asteroid that brought life to earth in which case we are made out of spacemud

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 31, 2016, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: AssMaster 11D7 on December 31, 2016, 09:54:27 PM
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 31, 2016, 09:51:44 PM
Quote from: AssMaster 11D7 on December 31, 2016, 09:50:48 PM
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 29, 2016, 09:03:17 PM
Quote from: AssMaster 11D7 on December 19, 2016, 11:38:40 PM
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earth is not people
people are made out of earth though
not in any significant form
but they are

we came from the earth and we will return to it

unless it was an asteroid that brought life to earth in which case we are made out of spacemud
no.

 
 
 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

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quantum physics dictates that conscience creates matter

 
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Schrodinger's cat is both alive and dead.

 
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