Jasmine drives a black car. She doesn't actually know what kind, Daddy just gave it to her.Despite the fact that her Instagram profile says she's a fashion influencer, and her tax return says she's a retail assistant, the truth is her real occupation is an Agent of Death.She does the reaper's bidding using such cruel and unusual methods as applying make-up in stop-start traffic, and using a mobile device at 190km/h. Perhaps her most bizarre means of carrying road users into the next realm, though, is her uncanny ability to be paying perfect attention at traffic lights when she's second in line, delivering a heart-attack inducing toot of her horn 0.00001 seconds after the light turns green.
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
whenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shake
Quote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shake
Quote from: BaconShelf on May 11, 2017, 09:31:10 AMQuote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shakeweaponized furry techno
Quote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shakeI would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.
Quote from: Ser(cation needed) Duncan on May 11, 2017, 05:27:13 PMQuote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shakeI would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.That means you either already have rocks in your car, or you would have to stop and pick some up, by which time he would already be long gone.
Quote from: Ramona on May 11, 2017, 05:33:57 PMQuote from: Ser(cation needed) Duncan on May 11, 2017, 05:27:13 PMQuote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shakeI would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.That means you either already have rocks in your car, or you would have to stop and pick some up, by which time he would already be long gone.If he's driving close behind me then the stones I would be driving over would be getting flung back at him by my tires.
Quote from: Ser(cation needed) Duncan on May 11, 2017, 05:27:13 PMQuote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shakeI would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.what the shit's a Berm
erie hick
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 11, 2017, 08:31:22 PMQuote from: Ser(cation needed) Duncan on May 11, 2017, 05:27:13 PMQuote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shakeI would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.what the shit's a Berm I thought it was the part of the road which is separated by the white line, but I've found out that is called the "shoulder". Quoteerie hickWarren, it's worse than Erie.
Quote from: Ser(cation needed) Duncan on May 12, 2017, 04:14:26 AMQuote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 11, 2017, 08:31:22 PMQuote from: Ser(cation needed) Duncan on May 11, 2017, 05:27:13 PMQuote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shakeI would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.what the shit's a Berm I thought it was the part of the road which is separated by the white line, but I've found out that is called the "shoulder". Quoteerie hickWarren, it's worse than Erie. Erie wasn't all that bad.
Black population: 19.7%
Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 12, 2017, 10:39:23 AMQuote from: Ser(cation needed) Duncan on May 12, 2017, 04:14:26 AMQuote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 11, 2017, 08:31:22 PMQuote from: Ser(cation needed) Duncan on May 11, 2017, 05:27:13 PMQuote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shakeI would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.what the shit's a Berm I thought it was the part of the road which is separated by the white line, but I've found out that is called the "shoulder". Quoteerie hickWarren, it's worse than Erie. Erie wasn't all that bad.QuoteBlack population: 19.7%You're right, it's worse.
Quote from: Ser(cation needed) Duncan on May 11, 2017, 05:27:13 PMQuote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shakeI would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.what the shit's a Berm you erie hick
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 11, 2017, 08:31:22 PMQuote from: Ser(cation needed) Duncan on May 11, 2017, 05:27:13 PMQuote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on May 11, 2017, 09:23:29 AMwhenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shakeI would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.what the shit's a Berm you erie hickisn't a berm like a really steeply banked corner?
Meet Jasmine.
