Masturbating men will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife.

ban me · May 25, 2015, 03:15:30 PM

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Mat Cauthon · May 25, 2015, 03:17:37 PM

That has to be someone's fetish.

Elegiac · May 25, 2015, 03:26:25 PM

Fuck me sideways

Girl of Mystery · May 25, 2015, 03:29:27 PM

Someone browses Reddit

ａｄｕｂａｔｏ · May 25, 2015, 03:35:05 PM

who the fuck cums in their hand

Sprungli · May 25, 2015, 05:32:19 PM

Quote from: adubato on May 25, 2015, 03:35:05 PM

who the fuck cums in their hand

Muslims, clearly

Coco · May 25, 2015, 05:55:36 PM

Nah it's fine, I wear protection.

eggsalad · May 25, 2015, 06:01:09 PM

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“So you think that being pregnant is a God-given punishment?” another user asked.

Isn't the burden of pregnancy already established in the Old Testament?

Я люблю наркотики · May 25, 2015, 06:18:21 PM

i can haz baby

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · May 25, 2015, 06:47:08 PM

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Forgewolf · May 25, 2015, 07:11:32 PM

I'll just chop that hand off then, no biggy

alakazam · May 25, 2015, 08:00:02 PM

So where's the downside? Fapping + cute spirit hand babies...